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My self-summary
Oh hello. I didn't see you come in. I was too busy being Fancy and Interesting. You may be asking yourself "Dear Myself, what am I doing on OkCupid and why do I like this guy so much?"

Luckily, the answer to both questions follows thusly: You are on OkCupid in order to learn the Art Of Fanciness. And I can teach you.

I consider myself lucky to have navigated the rise and fall of a serious long term relationship. I've gotten a closeup view of long term monogamy (5 years) as well as how to transition from monogamy to nonmonoetcetera. It has afforded me the privilege of knowing What The Fuck I Want In A Serious Relationship (WTFIWIASR) at the young age of 26. I feel like most people my age don't have this experience, which partially explains why so many of my peers still aspire to be monogamous.
What I’m doing with my life
I live in Oaxaca learning about permaculture, social movements, how not to die of a snake bite, how not to die of dysentery, how not to die of malaria, how not to die of a scorpion sting, and how not to die of exhaustion whilst farming in the jungle. I shall also be teaching the Fine English Language (FEL). I plan to install myself semipermanently in some type of hippie eco-village or permaculture/intentional community. If you have advice (or even questions) about this, message me! I desperately want to meet like-minded people from all countries and backgrounds.
I’m really good at
My most obvious talent is placing beautiful words together in a Very Fancy Prose Style (VFPS) that is evocative, redolent, and intriguing. You may be aware of writers such as F. Scot Fitzgerrings, Ernst Hemmings, George McOrwelles, Winston P Churchsteins, Ian McEwok, and Christoff Hitchensts. They all consider me to be a superior Writerman.

Perhaps you and I should determine which of us is the more fancy writer.
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice my name (which they usually like a lot). Then they notice my glorious pecs, biceps, quads, deltoids, calves, abdominoids, and other Attractive Physical Features (APFs).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Musics: Fancy Gogol Bordello, Fancy Devotchka, Fancy Britney Spears, Fancy Rammstein, Fancy Tonino Carotone, Fancy Calle 13, Fancy Junior Senior, Daft Punk (the fancy years), et ceteras.

Writings: I can only read the best of writings from the best of writers like Ernst Hemings, Richard Darkwings, Zombie Orwells, Malcolm Xs, Scott Fitzgerolds, Christoff Hitchends, Neal Stephensonians, Jack P Skellingtons, RL Stines, and the Stephens (Kings and Hawkings), et ceteras.

Food: fancy cigars, fancy wine.
The six things I could never do without
Micheladas, mi novia, libros, sexo (obvi), y mangos. That's 6 right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I could marry someone who isn't desperately in love with Gogol Bordello.

Also, if you don't think this video:
is the best vid on the internet, we're not right for each other, not even for a one night stand. Sorry, but you just have no soul. You're worse than Genghis Khan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting the collapse of civilization. My alter ego (Zombie Orwell) also plans the collapse of civilization, but with different motives. Follow him on twitter (@zombieorwell) for more exciting informations. Or follow @mexicopodcast for fancy informations about the history of Mexico.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not as fancy as I pretend to be.
You should message me if
Here's the situation, ladies and gents. I am in a blissfully happy, fulfilling and committed relationship with the love of my life. Lucky for me, she happens to be the sort of girl permits me to have my fun in my limited free time... As you can imagine, I'm looking for someone who shares similar interests and temperament and with whom I share palpable sexual chemistry.

Obviously I'm looking more for a FWB arrangement, but a real connection, sense of respect and ability to be completely communicative is of utmost importance. Without the mental connection, the build up and the ongoing sexual tension that comes with legitimate chemistry, I get crazy bored. I need someone who is challenging, who will make me think and laugh.

The preceding 2 paragraphs have been appropriated and paraphrased from a lovely girl in Portland whose profile makes my spine tingle with joy :)