umbrellaflyer
32 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Curious, comical, sarcastic, somewhat irreverent, but with Midwestern sincerity.

Moving back to San Francisco for work ij July after a year away.
What I’m doing with my life
employing cutting edge technology such as pagers and fax machines on a daily basis; putting cameras in interesting places

Many of my friends are pretty amused by my job as a source of easy jokes but also because they are surprised I can keep it all together. I think there is probably some pretty significant compartmentalizing going on in my life but not that different from those of most others. I enjoy people with creative, recreational, and professional ambitions who acknowlege that we are all pretending a little throughout the work day and complement their talented acting performace with various pursuits either out of need for broader fulfillment, or fear of being typecast in life.
I’m really good at
Applying skills from childhood fort building and arts-and-crafts sessions to vital endeavors of costume making

Convincing myself that that was definitely the last parking ticket I am letting myself get this year
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
From Beirut to Jerusalem. On the Road. Aldous Huxley - Heaven and Hell. Flashboys. Memories of My Melancholy Whores.

Moyorcycle Diaries. American History X. Big Fish. The Neverending Story. Shawshank Redemption. Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Immortal Technique. Nas. First Aid Kit. Common. Radiohead. Beirut. Tribe Called Quest. The Cool Kids. Against Me! The Pixies.
The six things I could never do without
Moped (I'm actually lying here, since my scooter was stolen several months ago and I now live in a place with a real winter. I've survived. I miss it though)
Comfortable socks
Sriracha
Party pants
Coke Zero
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If humanity will ever again achieve something as great as the pluot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want a chinchilla. For a long time my excuse was that my roommate said no. Despite living alone now, I still haven't gotten around to it. Too much time has passed without a furry rodent cuddle buddy on my shoulder and I have only myself to blame.

I was pretty sad when Ellen Page came out of the closet.
You should message me if
You are anxiously awaiting the new art inspired by kreayshawn's motherhood.

You are funny. I want to be funny for you too but I can be content with my own jokes if they amuse only myself. I really mean it when I say I want to inflate your ego by laughing too. http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/11/plight-of-the-funny-female/416559/

Different MHC classes make you smell better.

You want to try to ride the wind swell on Lake Michigan.
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