i grew up on a farm in ransom. 7 generations deep of farmers and coal crackers. i love the outdoors. there isn't much i couldn't teach you about living off the land.
i work for a vending and arcade amusements company since i was 18. i am money handler, not a carnie. currently I work construction when weather and jobs permit.
if you haven't guess by now, i am kind of a hillbilly. i do have all my teeth, but i can drive a tractor. i threw hay bails and shoveled fertilizer all my life. In contrast; I am exploring an interest in creative writing, and am constantly trying to expand my creative horizons. i am very much a gentleman when the occasion arises. i wear a beard all year long. i absolutely love when ladies scratch it. i have a great big beer belly and love when i get it rubbed. i do like to get my cuddle on. i appreciate the affection.
i often act a fool as a cover for my evil genius. Kind of a fixer upper, searching for the proper motivation. i am not really looking for a partner in crime.... just a solid alibi.
INTP if you are wondering.
archer, history channel, discovery channel, walking dead, american horror story, big bang theory, anything I can binge on all weekend on Netflix.
I tell everyone my favorite movie is full metal jacket, but really it's Mean Girls.
Hellbound glory, Old crow medicine show, roger alan wade, Turnpike Troubadours, ccr, Steve Miller Band... I love county music, specifically outlaw county. Tough guy stuff. I really don't care how sexy you think my tractor is, if you say you "like country" and can't name a song by Hank Jr, Dave Coe, or Merle Haggard; don't even bring up country music to me. Stick to froggy101.
Homemade sweet tea.
My Ford. 00 explorer.
my pocket knife. Buck 110.
Adding shows and movies to my list on Netflix, then losing all interest in them immediately after.
I don't really go out much anymore. I have recently come to an understanding that I hate most people (not you though. you are adorable)
If you have ever wanted to shoot a gun.
If you geocache your ass off.
If you like going on tours of local historical locations, and have the best time.
If you kinda' enjoy astronomy, and always find Ursa Major like a boss.
If you have an awesome herb garden.
If you rather cook and eat outdoors.
If you know how to pitch a tent.... Or worm your own hook.... Or at least own your own sleeping bag.
If you eat sushi and pizza and burgers and wings like a champion.
If you can school me in creative writing.
If you like beards and wanna' scratch 'em.
If you already hate my stupid freekin' guts, and absolutely have to let me know.
If you enjoy bluegrass, folk, outlaw country, or any other music that showcases banjo music.
You actually read everything on this list.