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My self-summary
My name is Brent. I am a 33 Year old Father of three. I am a Liberal Conservative Republicrat. I believe in the relevance of every action as a precursor to the events that will change and shape your future. I believe that God does not create crap. I believe that Bruce Campbell is the greatest anti-hero of all time. I believe that Batman could kick Superman's butt. I believe that Darth Vader is the greatest villain of all time. I believe that God made the earth as a sandbox where we could play and slowly learn the meaning of life. I believe that love is not a word but an act followed by continual action. I believe that God places one person in your life for the sole purpose of pissing you off, and how you treat that person is a testament to your character. And I believe that my children are angels sent to protect my heart from the pain life will give me.
What I’m doing with my life
I am living it to the fullest! Smile and nod. Just smile and nod! I am a salesman, a writer and now officially a stand-up comedian with a very busy schedule. I've never been so busy in my entire life, but balance is important to me and so is family and friendship.
I’m really good at
Just ask me... There's a lot. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My bald head. lol I have a good sense of humor so I am prone to allow teasing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Chuck Palahniuck, Slaughterhouse Five, Phillip K. Dick, Chariots of the Gods, Too many to name.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

My iPhone (It's my brain at times)
My MacBook Air (It's my funnel and recorder and often entertainer)
Water and Diet Pepsi (I drink them like a fish)
My car (Without it I would not be where I am right now)
Running shoes (I love to run, it's an addiction, I need an intervention)
My family (They are my root and core, my reason for all I do)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Peoples fears and angers, frustrations and the root nature of being human and surviving in an innately cruel paradise. I want to see to the bottom of the human condition so I can know how to bring true joy to people around me. I call it the "snowflake effect." If you want to know more about it, I'd be glad to explain> :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Not standing still. Action. It's all about never letting yourself stagnate. I constantly reinvent myself and I'm always moving. lol I love bars and clubs. I love dancing horribly. I love going out just to meet new and amazing people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be really shy and afraid of meeting strangers. But that was a long time ago, however my oldest friends like to tease me mercilessly about it.
You should message me if
If you want to. And if you want to have a really fun time doing new and interesting things. :)
The two of us