unclefaggtpants
30 Jamaica Plain, United States
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My self-summary
i'm a queer transman, a hairstylist, a cartoon lover, proud fatty, stealthy Cuban-American, dancer who is picky abt where and when is the rt time to dance.

I spent this last year actively dating no one but myself. And I'm really starting to love it. So ultimately I might be looking for a lot less comittment than most. But I'm open to low key hanging, cuddling, and of course sex, with openminded folks who get that I'm not available for much more than that :}
(Would make a REALLY great boytoy for a couple, or anyone who has a primary partner 😬)
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time at a salon that I love being a part of. I've been there for 7 years now WTF TIME FLIES.
I really love my career. But it definitely has its challenges, one of which is staying motivated and inspired. I'm definitely working on that at the moment.
So trips to see art, museums, shows, music, anything that could create sparks for me, is on the table if anyone wants to join me :)
I’m really good at
cutting hair! Yelp can verify

building/crafting things (literal things)
telling dramatic stories that will make you laugh.
making up recipes as i go along.
listening.
kissing.
planning surprise adventures.
finishing what you don't eat.
making rice.
The first things people usually notice about me
the beard. or my scissor tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
arroz con pollo.
avocados.
chocolate.
RIHANNA
60's do-wop & soul.
gluten-free goodnesses.
American Dad
Ugly Americans
Community
Stevie Wonder.
QUEEN.
i love you man.
CUNT.
secretary.
Downton Abbey
empire records.
Boss Hog
The Dead Weather
Big Business
Drake
old crow medicine show.
helium.
lil wayne.
white christmas.
the dead weather.
top 40 hiphop/pop music.
mrs. doubtfire.
Antony and the Johnsons.
Bowie.
Beirut
The six things I could never do without
water.
my cell phone. I am not ashamed to say I panic when it is not near me.
the ocean.
sex
well-fitting underwear. Chub rub is real and awful.
protein.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender constructs.
Sex.
Hair
Fashion
Misogyny.
Art.
Money.
Bodies.
Racism.
Intersectionality.
Sustainability.
Capitalism.
On a typical Friday night I am
accidentally falling asleep with my clothes on by 730pm.
Friday has always been the day i get out of work early and it feels so luxurious to make dinner before 9pm and be in bed at a decent hour (before 2am)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make my bed every morning.
You should message me if
- you think you want to.
- you think im hot.
- you already know you want to hook up with me;}
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