unclefaggtpants
30 Jamaica Plain, United States
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My self-summary
i'm a queer trans bear.

I'm dedicated to my career, my chosen family, & trying to find balance with self care. I don't always succeed @ the latter, but im learning.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I primarily hook up with gay & queer men on apps such as Growlr or Scruff, but as there is no equivalent for finding women identified folkx & queers who also want to have respectful, consentual sexual relationships of a casual nature, here I am, revamping my outdated profile.
I am absolutely open to hooking up with & getting to know ppl of all genders, but I'm not so interested in cis dudes.

I would make a REALLY great boytoy for a couple, or anyone who has a primary partner 😄
What I’m doing with my life
My career. New projects & challenges in my work. Staying educated.

My health. Learning how to maintan balance & enjoy it more.

Trying to find a craft or art to get my paws on. Currently into jewelry making & fiber.
I’m really good at
cutting hair! Yelp can verify

building/crafting things (literal things)
telling dramatic stories that will make you laugh.
making up recipes as i go along.
listening.
kissing.
planning surprise adventures.
finishing what you don't eat.
making rice.
The first things people usually notice about me
the beard. or my scissor tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
arroz con pollo.
avocados.
chocolate.
RIHANNA
60's do-wop & soul.
gluten-free goodnesses.
American Dad
Ugly Americans
Community
Stevie Wonder.
QUEEN.
i love you man.
CUNT.
secretary.
Downton Abbey
empire records.
Boss Hog
The Dead Weather
Big Business
Drake
old crow medicine show.
helium.
lil wayne.
white christmas.
the dead weather.
top 40 hiphop/pop music.
mrs. doubtfire.
Antony and the Johnsons.
Bowie.
Beirut
The six things I could never do without
water.
my cell phone. I am not ashamed to say I panic when it is not near me.
the ocean.
sex
well-fitting underwear. Chub rub is real and awful.
protein.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender constructs.
Sex.
Hair
Fashion
Misogyny.
Art.
Money.
Bodies.
Racism.
Intersectionality.
Sustainability.
Capitalism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday has always been the day i get out of work early and it feels so luxurious to have dinner before 9pm and be in bed at a decent hour (before 2am).

But frequently I'm at the salon doing MORE hair after my shift 😬 because i just love it
You should message me if
You are a queer woman or transguy who wants a big burly winter boyfriend to give you amazing head & then cuddle up against him till you fall asleep watching whatever you want, with no reciprocation 😊

But that doesn't mean we can't go for trips to see art, museums, shows, music, or anything else new and different first :)
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