45 Fort Worth, United States
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My self-summary
****Note**** The username is a play on a lyric in a DEVO song!... Get your minds out of the gutter lmao :)

Moving to Ft Worth in the next 6-8 weeks or so. I haven't yet settled on where yet. Any suggestions of about which parts of town to look at and which to avoid would be greatly appreciated! Would love to meet someone who can show me around and help me get to know the place.

The biggest, best, most important part of me is I am dad to a 5 year old boy. It's funny, I never truly wanted a kid and now I am the most kid obsessed (in a healthy way) dad you are likely to ever meet. Want to get me talking and never shut up? Ask me about my son. Yeah I'm that dad, and I am loving every second of it.

I am a brainy sort, but I don't fit into either the nerdy or geeky camps, I am somewhere in between. I can be a huge beer snob and music obsessive, but then again I like Shiner and don't keep up with recent music. I am most often quiet, shy and introspective, but every once in awhile... Yeah I think you see where I am going with this. Basically I was the brainy, nerdy kid who was into punk instead of sci fi. You know, the guy who hung out with the smart stoners and alternative kids. I just never really grew out of it. (well I outgrew the stoner part lol..)

I get that only a small subset of people will be interested in me, and I am cool with that. I am in a way interested in everyone, but would only want to be around those who can appreciate me as I am.
I’m really good at
Being Dad and the daddy monster!!! Listening. Being emotionally supportive and caring. I'm pretty good at getting people to see the best of themselves (though I am awful at doing it for myself). Finding bizarre, random, darkly funny and wrong things on the net.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Still Life With Woodpecker, Life According to Garp, Harry Potter series

Movies: Blazing Saddles,Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!

Music: Lagwagon, Bob Mould (Husker Du, Sugar and solo), Throwing Muses, Suzanne Vega, Buffalo Tom, Mary's Danish, Marry Me Jane, Go Go's, Duran Duran... Too many to list

Food: Pakistani/Indian, Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Korean, real Mexican (not Tex Mex!), Salvadoran...
The six things I could never do without
Fast internet connection, Webcomics, music, my dachshund, phone and of course my boy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, why bell bottoms went out of fashion, and the meaning of life.
You should message me if
If people just don't seem to get you, or you just don't quite feel like you fit in. If you are bored. If you are lonely. If you are drunk or otherwise under the influence.If you suddenly find yourself interested in getting into a conversation about amusing answers to this question!

If you are looking for a friend ( I do actually mean that) or something not too serious.

Most importantly say hi if you think it might be fun... I am pretty shy about approaching people but I get comfortable pretty quickly