....did that sound corny? I kind of feel like I'm writing a dating resume..
I'm good w my hands, I like to fix shit and build things,I can put together ikea furniture faster than anybody I know.
I ask you what your interests are
Who you be wit
Things that make you smile
What numbers to dial
1. Women in tight/short skirts..only the sexy ones, not the shit you know you shouldn't be wearing
2. Haircuts..I'm not a pretty boy, I just like to be sharp
3. Butter cake at california pizza kitchen...I know, I wasn't gonna put food but this shit makes me wanna be a fat boy for real.
4. Mini donuts at nectar in berwyn - ok, food again,but honestly, if you've had them then you know why I put this on my list. They are orgasms for your tastebuds. Plus my new years resolution is to become a fat ass.
5. Sex - no explanation needed, I'm a guy...so, yeah..sex
6. The color red, blue or green....just because I like em
Also, why isn't there at least one woman's profile that says she is looking for a not so tall guy? I mean, we all have preferences and that's cool. But not once have I seen a profile that's like, "I like short guys" or "I don't care if you're not 6ft tall." Just saying....
You have a good short joke that I haven't already heard.
You have pretty brown, green, blue, gray, hazel eyes. I'm a sucker for pretty eyes.
If you want to connect with a funny and genuine good guy. No ill intentions over here love, I just want to make new friends and maybe find love along the way. Let's get a drink and become acquainted.