unheard_of
37Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Loving father, son, brother and friend. I know who I am and what I want. Confident, chivalrous gentleman with good manners that doesn't mind getting my hands dirty.
....did that sound corny? I kind of feel like I'm writing a dating resume..
What I’m doing with my life
I am a father to the most charismatic 12 yr old boy that you could ever meet, first and foremost. He lives with his mother and step-dad so it's important to me that I remain a constant part of his life. I have a great job and work part-time at a restaurant for some extra cash. I make good money at my day job but it's hard to say no to the extra money for only working one day a week waiting tables. I'm addicted to dollars. (Not singles although I'll take those too)
I’m really good at
Taking dumb ass pics apparently, I always seem to make some type of face or be in some weird position...it's a talent.
I'm good w my hands, I like to fix shit and build things,I can put together ikea furniture faster than anybody I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that I have a really deep voice. Not on some Barry White but I guess it's pretty deep. Then they ask me if I can sing...negative. I know I sound good in the shower but that's about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you're interested ask...

I ask you what your interests are
Who you be wit
Things that make you smile
What numbers to dial
Six things I could never do without
This should be creative/funny, right? I mean there's the obvious, family, food, air, water...shit like that...so I'm going to name some other shit
Umm...
1. Women in tight/short skirts..only the sexy ones, not the shit you know you shouldn't be wearing
2. Haircuts..I'm not a pretty boy, I just like to be sharp
3. Butter cake at california pizza kitchen...I know, I wasn't gonna put food but this shit makes me wanna be a fat boy for real.
4. Mini donuts at nectar in berwyn - ok, food again,but honestly, if you've had them then you know why I put this on my list. They are orgasms for your tastebuds. Plus my new years resolution is to become a fat ass.
5. Sex - no explanation needed, I'm a guy...so, yeah..sex
6. The color red, blue or green....just because I like em
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to maximize my happiness in life. I'm happy with my life but I want to squeeze all of the juice out of this orange when it's all said and done.
Also, why isn't there at least one woman's profile that says she is looking for a not so tall guy? I mean, we all have preferences and that's cool. But not once have I seen a profile that's like, "I like short guys" or "I don't care if you're not 6ft tall." Just saying....
What. The. Fuck. OKCupid. All these matches and I'm still on here...fuckin bullshit algorithms
On a typical Friday night I am
Never typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I've been single for quite some time and I'm over it....it's lame.
You should message me if
You have pretty brown, green, blue, gray, hazel eyes. I'm a sucker for pretty eyes. I promise I'm not that shallow. Just like pretty eyes.
If you want to connect with a funny and genuine good guy. No ill intentions over here love, I just want to make new friends and maybe find love along the way. Let's get a drink and become acquainted.
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