33Bournemouth, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I spend a lot of time at the gym, that's not to brag or suggest anything though. I mean I spend a fair bit of time in banks as well but it doesn't mean I have any money! far from it.

I'm also employed full time and well... that's about it, I don't want to say that my life is empty but relative to the old "glass half full/empty" analogy, my glass is upside down, not the best way to preserve those precious fluids.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a Software Developer in Southampton
I’m really good at
I'm an exceptional jugglist, you put a couple of balls in my hands and I'll toss them around like no-ones business.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a somewhat bizarre sense of humour and yet... bitches still be laughing. That's a reference to people in general by the way not a shot at sexism, I don't conform to any belief system that ends in "ist".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
WWE, Breaking Bad, Futurama, South Park, Wilfred, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Walking Dead.

Dream Theater, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Pantera, Megadeth, Metallica, Guns N Roses, Slash's Snakepit, Audioslave, Temple of the Dog, Dave Matthews Band, Radiohead, Iron Maiden.
Six things I could never do without
The internet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being desperate but appearing otherwise.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a closet, closet. Yes that's right I am secretly a closet and once society learns to accept and tolerate that issue with respect and dignity, I may come out... of the closet.
You should message me if
You find me attractive... also... duh!
The two of us