27 Cincinnati, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an absurdist living in an irrational world.

- I go to the gym 5 days a week.
- I am constantly working on projects (e.g. building things, designing, studying)
- I like to spend my summers kayaking and laying by a pool.
- I brew beer occasionally and love visiting breweries.
- If you watch the show Vikings, you'll probably notice I look a lot like Ragnar.
- I genuinely believe that no person is disposable.

"Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't."
- Bill Nye
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Raising a puppy. Listening to podcasts. Searching for pools. Designing dream kitchens.
I’m really good at
Intellectual stimulation. Idea generation. Having a healthy appetite for learning and personal growth. Getting lost in music. Dancing. Conversationalist. Tattoo enthusiast.

Appreciating the finer things in life while always gravitating towards the simple pleasures.
The first things people usually notice about me
Style and attitude. I'm always joking around or smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Kingkiller Chronicles. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Signal and The Noise. Brave New World. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. Fight Club. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs. Wall and Piece.

Movies are like one night stands. Good for a moment but fleeting. Exit through the Gift Shop. Waking Life. Fight Club.

Game of Thrones, Hannibal, House of Cards, True Detective, Scrubs, The Eric Andre Show, Check it Out, Nathan for You, Justified, Vikings, Breaking Bad, HIMYM, New Girl, The League, It's Always Sunny, Wilfred, Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, Mad Men, The Sopranos.


Have you ever read someone's profile and wondered if they didn't just make up band names to sound eclectic?

Animal Collective, At the Drive-In, August Burns Red, B.o.B., Between the Buried and Me, Big Boi, Blink-182, Circa Survive, Daft Punk, Dan Deacon, Death Cab for Cutie, Del (Deltron), Every Time I Die, Fear Before, Flying Lotus, The Glitch Mob, Gorillaz, Gramatik, The Hives, Horse the Band, J Dilla, Justice, Kanye West, Katy Perry, Kendrick Lamar, Kid Cudi, The Knife, LCD Soundsystem, The Mars Volta, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, MiMosa, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Neutral Milk Hotel, Notorious B.I.G., Of Montreal, Once Nothing, Out Hud, Paper Diamond, Passion Pit, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Pretty Lights, Ratatat, Refused, Reggie and the Full Effect, RJD2, Trophy Scars, Underoath, White Panda, The White Stripes, Wiz Khalifa

I eat, you eat, we all eat. The exception to this rule is a man who starved himself in 1965 for 1 year and 17 days. Of course, he was 456 lbs. I hope you are not 456 lbs.
The six things I could never do without
1. Alaska, the puppy.
2. Sports
3. Netflix, Prime, Hulu
4. A life well organized
5. Student loan debt (or so they would have me think)
6. Deep discussions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zeitgeist of our personalities at any given moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, reliving the glory days while realizing these are the glory days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
People usually wouldn't guess how interested in sports I am. I dominate fantasy football and love basketball theory.
You should message me if
What I want is a good conversation. A mutual human connection.