I work long odd shifts at a factory job to pay for my:
online shopping problem,
&my "I haven't flown anywhere in a while" problem..
I also lived in Texas like, 2 years ago, cause I'm not good at being sedentary.
My pale blue eyes,
My dark make up,
My habit of wearing tight pants
-My Name is Earl
-2 Broke Girl$
-Orange is the New Black
-An internet connection
-Kansas City Royals💛💙
-&4 time World Champion New England Patriots 💙❤️
So here seems fitting:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
if you see me out in public,
do not, not not not just come up
&start talking like you've known me forever.
It's confusing, frustrating, &I feel like an ass.
Just saying "hi" &slipping me your number,
is perfectly acceptable, I swear.
But the right amount of alcohol or sleep deprivation
&all self consciousness is out the window.