Starting a new company building educational software that should have a sideline as a new framework for writing experimental fiction while being the house-spouse/superintendent/landscaper/landlord of my big goofy house in Friendship while watching movies, riding my bike, networking, figuring out how to make myself and the world around me a little better.
I still dress as the Toxic Avenger or Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. for Troma once in a while, though I'm more often found riding around town in ludicrous short shorts or attempting to look professional (short shorts and a tie) to convince nerds that I know what I'm talking about.
I'm in a long-term relationship with (and engaged to) a very special lady and somehow have enough time, luck, positive feelings, and optimism that I can be on here looking for other neat women to hang out with, befriend, date, and/or fool around with.
Finding a new girlfriend here would be ideal. New friends are always cool too, as I still don't know a ton of people here in Pittsburgh. I'm leaving 'casual sex' as something I'm looking for here since it happens once in a while (especially if I'm on a trip or whatever) but it's not my real goal. And if I didn't put it in, you'd assume I was a liar, liar, and my pants were on fire.
Hanging things from convenient branches, trying not to fall off of my roof.
Making sure I'm not the one, mandatory person at a Meetup who hasn't put on deodorant.
Trying to write my second feature-length screenplay, although I keep flipping between too many different ones I want to write to actually DO it.
Telling embarrassing stories about myself.
* my friends: various weirdos
* electricity: everything
* my bike: fun
* dirt: it gives me fruits, flowers, and weedy enemies to vent my spleen upon...I'm looking at you, dandelion
* Alex Murphy, Robocop.
You crave the company of an ersatz Bradley Cooper or Hugh Laurie light. Or a bearded Eddie Deezen.