41Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
I'm doing some literal and metaphorical housecleaning after escaping a dreadful job in the best possible way.

Starting a new company building educational software that should have a sideline as a new framework for writing experimental fiction while being the house-spouse/superintendent/landscaper/landlord of my big goofy house in Friendship while watching movies, riding my bike, networking, figuring out how to make myself and the world around me a little better.

I still dress as the Toxic Avenger or Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. for Troma once in a while, though I'm more often found riding around town in ludicrous short shorts or attempting to look professional (short shorts and a tie) to convince nerds that I know what I'm talking about.

I'm in a long-term relationship with (and engaged to) a very special lady and somehow have enough time, luck, positive feelings, and optimism that I can be on here looking for other neat women to hang out with, befriend, date, and/or fool around with.

Finding a new girlfriend here would be ideal. New friends are always cool too, as I still don't know a ton of people here in Pittsburgh. I'm leaving 'casual sex' as something I'm looking for here since it happens once in a while (especially if I'm on a trip or whatever) but it's not my real goal. And if I didn't put it in, you'd assume I was a liar, liar, and my pants were on fire.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning stuff, petting cats, looking at cats, wondering where cats are. Helping cats keep the squirrels too frightened to chew their way into the attic.

Hanging things from convenient branches, trying not to fall off of my roof.

Making sure I'm not the one, mandatory person at a Meetup who hasn't put on deodorant.

Trying to write my second feature-length screenplay, although I keep flipping between too many different ones I want to write to actually DO it.
I’m really good at
Loving 'Robocop' and emulating him in every aspect of my life. Eating baby food, staying out of trouble, recalling my grisly near-death, calling myself 'Murphy' at the end.


Telling embarrassing stories about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can probably tell what you wrote here just by looking at your picture.
Six things I could never do without
* my family: my fiancé and our 41 pounds of cats
* my friends: various weirdos
* electricity: everything
* my bike: fun
* dirt: it gives me fruits, flowers, and weedy enemies to vent my spleen upon...I'm looking at you, dandelion
* Alex Murphy, Robocop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gorilla gorilla gorilla was cool before buffalo buffaloed buffalo.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Man, I already went into too much embarrassing detail on my Fet Life account. And that still made me feel like a raging vanilla failure of a hedonist.
You should message me if
You have difficulty feeling embarrassment.
You crave the company of an ersatz Bradley Cooper or Hugh Laurie light. Or a bearded Eddie Deezen.
The two of us