37Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
I'd rather be known for what I'm "for" than what I stand against.......I'm for fun.

Not all who wanderlust are lost...

Sometimes, I wish I believed in Bigfoot. Sorry, that was probably too personal for a dating profile. I'll try and do better next time...

Also, Raphael is the greatest Ninja Turtle. Stop with the Michelangelo junk.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching people Whip & Watching people Na Na

Also, I create pretty things out of wood & metal.
I’m really good at
Ninja grocery shopping (it's when you shop out of other people's cart when they're not looking)

Seesaws, trampolines, & sliding down slides

Also, I'm great at looking like "that one guy".....the Prince of Persia guy, Jim from the office, zoolander, the list goes onnnnnn......
The first things people usually notice about me
People never see a ninja coming.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All of them......minus Titanic (that dry ass movie, bring on the water) & The Notebook (I've never seen it, tried to watch it 3 times but fall asleep when he climbs the Ferris wheel. sorry)....

Anything Jack White is involved in; that dude could read the instruction Manual for a toaster and I'd be into it, airbourne toxic event, Mumford & Sons, James Morrison, The Raconteurs, David Gray, Ray LaMontagne, Manchester Orchestra, Avett Brothers, Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, Needtobreathe, Ben Rector...anything with a banjo and a man with respectable facial shrubbery.

Blue Like Jazz, Wild at Heart, Ragamuffin Gospel, Velvet Elvis, A Long Way Gone, Love Does, I Wear the Black Hat, anything by that Dr. Seuss fella, & Berenstain Bears and the Messy Room.
Six things I could never do without
I'm assuming this is like the final round of Wheel of Fortune and food, clothing, and shelter is a given....

1. My best friend, Barkley.
2.My family and (human) mates
3. Ability to count
4. laughter
5. My faith
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I a man, or am I a muppet.


What would I do if a zombie apocalypse happened right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Confused if I just bought cabbage or lettuce.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a ninja.

Also, all cats hate me. I'm cool with it. Hope it's not a deal breaker...
You should message me if
You have any 3's. If I have to go fish one more damn time.....

You just want to....and/or you find me dashing and decide I am the man of your dreams
The two of us