vampyrekitty
35 Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm told I'm a lot smarter and deeper than I let on, but mostly I'm happy-go-lucky, sunshine and lollipops.

Hey, by the way? (And yes, this exact wording will appear at the end of this profile.) If you're going to send me a message, for god's sake, ACTUALLY WRITE A MESSAGE. Bonus points if it reflects that you've actually READ MY PROFILE. If all i get from you is "hi" or "hey there" (or any iterations of those) or "you're cute" all you'll get from me is an eyeroll and my deleting your message. Fucking actually try, for once in your life, to prove you're not just a stupid fuckboy.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on a perpetual quest to better my life and myself and become the person everyone believes I already am.
By day, I get paid to feed smart people, and by night, I dream of one day having my own cooking show.
I also keep fairly insanely busy doing local theatre. It's my other major, all-consuming passion.
I’m really good at
Smiles, hugs, being charmingly self-deprecating, being ridiculously silly, and showering people with affection.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno, I'm really bad at this.
I mean, I hope they notice my smile, my bubbly demeanor, etc etc - but mostly I think I'm just hoping they don't find me abominably trollish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Um, everything?
Music: Mostly what Pandora offers to me, my most commonly played stations involve super bubblegum 90s-2000s pop (yes, boy bands) or soulful, heart-wrenching blues-pop (early johnny lang) or ... well, most pop-rock.
Shows: I am really good at living under a rock. Firefly, Doctor Who (no spoilers please, I'm making my way through very slowly and had only just started with Twelve when it left Netflix. Life is so hard.), Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives, Powerpuff Girls...
Movies: Princess Bride, Lilo & Stitch, most anything Pixar (and most of Disney animated, tbh), Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump
The six things I could never do without
You mean, like, other than Maslow's hierarchy of needs? Hugs. Lots of hugs and cuddles.

(So, okay, confession? I've never studied psychology. I learned about Maslow's hierarchy in my business class in culinary school. Yeah, I'm a total poser, right? It's cool, I think so too.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food. I love tinkering with food and trying new recipes. What space is left in my brain is often occupied by happy thoughts about friends, excitement about meeting awesome new people, and the hope that said awesome new people will like me back.
On a typical Friday night I am
I mean, ideally, out with people, but lately? More often chilling at home with ridiculous tripe on the internet.
No, seriously though, I'd probably rather be out doing stuff. =)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
.... I used to be a huge Power Rangers dork. (Like, literally, watched it well into my first years in college. Um, and I may have belonged to a Power Rangers IRC chat room. As a moderator.)
You should message me if
... you think we could have amazingly fun conversations?
... you think I'm adorably quirky?
... you want to ... uh, I dunno, you want to?

** edited to add: If you're going to send me a message, for god's sake, ACTUALLY WRITE A MESSAGE. Bonus points if it reflects that you've actually READ MY PROFILE. if all i get from you is "hi" or "hey there" (or any iterations of those) or "you're cute" all you'll get from me is an eyeroll and my deleting your message. fucking actually try, for once in your life, to prove you're not just a stupid fuckboy.
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