Hey, by the way? If you're going to send me a message, for god's sake, ACTUALLY WRITE A MESSAGE. Bonus points if it reflects that you've actually READ MY PROFILE. If all i get from you is "hi" or "hey there" (or any iterations of those) or "you're cute" all you'll get from me is an eyeroll and my deleting your message. Fucking actually try, for once in your life, to prove you're not just a stupid fuckboy.
By day, I get paid to feed smart people, and by night, I dream of one day having my own cooking show.
I also keep fairly insanely busy doing local theatre. It's my other major, all-consuming passion.
I mean, I hope they notice my smile, my bubbly demeanor, etc etc - but mostly I think I'm just hoping they don't find me abominably trollish.
Music: Mostly what Pandora offers to me, my most commonly played stations involve super bubblegum 90s-2000s pop (yes, boy bands) or soulful, heart-wrenching blues-pop (early johnny lang) or ... well, most pop-rock.
Shows: I am really good at living under a rock. Firefly, Doctor Who (no spoilers please, I'm making my way through very slowly and had only just started with Twelve when it left Netflix. Life is so hard.), Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives, Powerpuff Girls...
Movies: Princess Bride, Lilo & Stitch, most anything Pixar (and most of Disney animated, tbh), Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump
(So, okay, confession? I've never studied psychology. I learned about Maslow's hierarchy in my business class in culinary school. Yeah, I'm a total poser, right? It's cool, I think so too.)
No, seriously though, I'd probably rather be out doing stuff. =)
... you think I'm adorably quirky?
... you want to ... uh, I dunno, you want to?
No but seriously, Fuckboys need not apply. Even if you actually go through the effort of writing me a real message - you need to actually be tolerable as a human being before you get anywhere near my underpants, just sayin'.
This princess has no time or patience for idiots just looking for a warm hole.