1. I almost died in February 2016.
2. it's been a record year for random strangers touching my junk but unfortunately they've been male nurses mostly.
After my experience in 2016 my perspective and attitude about a lot of things have changed fundamentally. Kinda like midlife crisis but not one of the fun ones where I get hair plugs and buy a sports car and trying to bang 20-year-old waitress.
I feel like I've been given a second chance at life and I want to make the most out of it I want to work less and enjoy life more.
I'm complex, but uncomplicated.
Quick, ingenious, stimulating,alert and outspoken. Resourceful in solving new and challenging problems. Adept at generating conceptual possibilities and then analyzing them strategically. Good at reading other people. Bored by routine, will seldom do the same thing the same way, apt to turn to one new interest after another.
Update: I quit working for the man. Right now I am on a short term contract assignment. I am making great money and I don't have to deal with all the dilbert work politics. Only bad thing is the contract is up in a month or so.
Update 2: Took another contract assignment and while it paid the bills I hated it. I ended up doing almost an identical job that I had been doing. I just gave my notice and I will starting my newest contract assignment in 2 weeks.
Work Update 3: I am working for the man again. I accepted a full-time gig. It isn't terrible but it isn't great.
non-work related update: I bought a house in the barrio. I am fostering a dog for a rescue.
Work Update 4: I hate working for The Man. I had to cut off 5 1/2 inches of my beautiful locks because long hair. The Man is a MFer
Update 5: I ended up keeping Frank the Tank, my former foster dog. Now I am currently fostering another dog for a local rescue. Mark my words, there is not way I am keeping another dog.
Update 759: Now I am really really working for the man, and I am not sure if I can deal with it from a moral perspective.
-talking people off ledges.
-making people laugh either with me or at me. (mostly at me)
-under-promise and over deliver.
sense of humor, my crazy eyes and wild hair.
People either like me or hate me, doesn't seem to be any middle ground.
I am tall also, that seems to get a lot of comments.
(b)Anchorman;shaun of the dead;fight club; elf;band of brothers, batman begins,snatch, almost famous and a million others.
(c) I love Rap music and really old country.
(d) I don't dig Indian Food, but everything else is cool. I can't find enough cool people to eat sushi with either.
From a book I just read, "Fletch and the man who"(1983):
"The American people don't want anyone with deep convictions as President of the United States. People with deep convictions are dangerous. They're incapable of the art of governing a democracy because they're incapable of compromise. People with deep convictions put everyone who disagrees with them in prison. Then they blow the world up."
Girls wearing superhero T-shirts make my pants go crazy