here's the deal:
you wanna get to know me? talk to me
i don't walk around in everyday life with a self summary stapled to my forehead, so why do it here?
the best i can do for you in the interim is quote a george carlin bit, "i'm OPENLY black (by black i mean like 75 year old black - see below), but HAPPEN TO BE white"
apparently though, im really good at making a super fun to read profile
movies: kubrick, hitchcock, waters, lynch, del toro, aronofsky, coens, cronenberg, tarantino, spike lee, anderson, and all the other shit i forgot
tv: larry david shows, soul train, nearly everything on hbo, eric andres
trader joes fettuccine with mushrooms
why 2 years ago i was in the grocery store and saw a thing of Depends and it said "now with elastic"
how long it took them to perforate toilet paper (worth repeating)
why i cant find dr quandary online
my body hair distribution
why real cheese is a marketing approach
why doomsday preppers is still on
where i can get proper falafel in baltimore
it has come to my attention that some people do not know that that is a rod stewart lyric and not me being a psycho
i repeat....ROD STEWART LYRIC