30Spokane, United States
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My self-summary
My career goal is to be an actor in a reenactment segment in a tv show about ghost stories.

There's a special place in hell for people who own bacon novelty items and use the word "vinyls" in reference to records.

I'm really only here to find someone to play Risk with.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to navigate this flesh sack into some sort of direction towards meaningfulness.
Buying records/books

Checking out what weird convention is happening at the Double Tree by my house
Waking up next to food I don't remember consuming (never a person , though so I guess that's a plus)
Slowly learning instruments
I’m really good at
Self-deprecating comedy
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like the dude from Powder mixed with that woman from Die Antwoord (on a good day)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Modest Proposal

Movies: If you haven't seen Prayer For The Rollerboys then GTFO.

Podcasts: Mental Illnesz Happy Hour, Invisibilia, Lore, Radiolab, etc etc

This is a big one. I play records and have a radio spot. I'm just gonna make a list of ten things I'm currently listening to.

1) Glueams-pretty much all Swiss female fronted punk stuff
2) Crisis
3) The Mummies (very very into Garage stuff)
4. Edith Nylon- French new wave circa 77-81 is INCREDIBLE.
5. O13- Finnish punk stuff, SO GOOD
6.YPO-Viis (see above)
7. Suburban Lawns
8. Chin Chin
9. Warsaw
10. The Tights ( I love the song 'Cracked' in particular
11. MOST IMPORTANT BAND EVER IS THE SAINTS , THOUGH. (Eternally Yours is a masterpiece)

I can kind of go on and on about thIs stuff. I tend to get overly excited.
Six things I could never do without
1)the whole Now That's What I Call Music! Collection
2) my darling cat
3) the remote
4) Yerba Mate
5) Alf memorabilia
6) NASCAR ( that was an auto correct. I'm keeping it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gator Rogowski and Rodney Mullen having a baby.What a weird baby...
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully learning something useful. Trying to cut my party intake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrible at making myself sound like someone worth meeting. I'm actually pretty ok.
You should message me if
You are hilarious and adorable.
You like records, food and breathing.
You just want to stare at each other in silence.
The two of us