verace
37 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I've been told I possess a rapier wit, a divinely flat stomach, and eyelashes that have inspired poetry, but mostly I think I'm a bit of a git.

I am secretly not a git, a textbook dichotomy, and capitalist scum.
I’m really good at
Scathing diatribes. Working on, but never publishing, my novel.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. My ability to make a drunken ass of myself.
The six things I could never do without
Smirnoff, Grey Goose, Absolut, Zubrowka, Stolichnaya and a piano.
On a typical Friday night I am
sobbing and masturbating. Usually both at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk about Fight Club.
You should message me if
you're intimidatingly clever and have nice hair.
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