Let me begin by saying that I am probably one of the most accessibly amazing people you will ever meet. If I posted my résumé here, it would speak for itself. My personal list of accomplishments, adventures, experience and noteworthy associations is seemingly endless and I could keep you awake all night telling you about it. I am a trained martial artist, tile setter, tow truck driver, dance instructor, adult model, entrepreneur, house-lifter, insurance agent, vocalist, roller-skating, powerlifting, joint rolling, dog having, beard growing, non-stop-fucking machine. Pleased to meet you!
Now if you're still reading- take heed! OKCupid won't let me talk to you if you "like" me. It's their way of ensuring that their member base remains high. If you like me, you gotta send me a message right off the bat. Don't let our chance at love slip away! Talk to me, babe.
first three movies that come to mind are "talented mr ripley", "beverly hills ninja" and "brazil"
favorite shows MIGHT include: "modern family", "top gear (UK)", "all in the family" and possibly "cowboy bebop", if that counts
food that suites me: sushi, grilled cheese, spaghetti, nutella, nutella... nutella.
and for music i really like "stir it up" by bob marley but if you ever want to see me cry, just go ahead and throw on "daniel" by elton john, you heartless vagina-wielding monster.
2 clean socks
4 a formal arrangement whereby goods and services can be exchanged for their equivalent value in motor-boating boobies
5 stunning good looks
6 a bodacious body.
Achtung! Women (and men) who spend a lot of time around me often become.. Shall we say.. Obsessed? Dependent upon my charm to carry them through the day? Addicted to those unnameable qualities I might keep on me like so much loose change? Generally unable to extricate themselves from the overwhelming animal magnetism which is intwined with, woven into and ever coursing through my aura? In any case, gird your loins! lest you be swept up, carried away and devoured by my Sagittarian lust.
You've been warned.