34Eschweiler, Germany
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My self-summary
I have the flu! And I'm all alone! Someone bring me soup, please!

Let me begin by saying that I am probably one of the most accessibly amazing people you will ever meet. If I posted my résumé here, it would speak for itself. My personal list of accomplishments, adventures, experience and noteworthy associations is seemingly endless and I could keep you awake all night telling you about it. I am a trained martial artist, tile setter, tow truck driver, dance instructor, adult model, entrepreneur, house-lifter, insurance agent, vocalist, roller-skating, powerlifting, joint rolling, dog having, beard growing, non-stop-fucking machine. Pleased to meet you!

Now if you're still reading- take heed! OKCupid won't let me talk to you if you "like" me. It's their way of ensuring that their member base remains high. If you like me, you gotta send me a message right off the bat. Don't let our chance at love slip away! Talk to me, babe.
What I’m doing with my life
Hanging out with my puppy (and occasionally other people). Working on a 50 ft schooner that will hopefully be sailing for the Philippines this spring. Trying not to spend all my money at Starbucks.. Failing...
I’m really good at
rolling joints and one arm push ups
The first things people usually notice about me
beard in the winter, tattoos in the summer
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
top ten books of all time are: "the chronicles of narnia" and "the space trilogy" - both series by CS Lewis

first three movies that come to mind are "talented mr ripley", "beverly hills ninja" and "brazil"

favorite shows MIGHT include: "modern family", "top gear (UK)", "all in the family" and possibly "cowboy bebop", if that counts

food that suites me: sushi, grilled cheese, spaghetti, nutella, nutella... nutella.

and for music i really like "stir it up" by bob marley but if you ever want to see me cry, just go ahead and throw on "daniel" by elton john, you heartless vagina-wielding monster.
Six things I could never do without
1 Twiggy
2 clean socks
3 milk
4 a formal arrangement whereby goods and services can be exchanged for their equivalent value in motor-boating boobies
5 stunning good looks
6 a bodacious body.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell just happened?
On a typical Friday night I am I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling. Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night. Mad fight, his face's a sad sight. Vodka and Snake Bite. (the streets)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The number 3... shhhhhh!... 3.
You should message me if
if you are looking for someone good to hang out with.

Achtung! Women (and men) who spend a lot of time around me often become.. Shall we say.. Obsessed? Dependent upon my charm to carry them through the day? Addicted to those unnameable qualities I might keep on me like so much loose change? Generally unable to extricate themselves from the overwhelming animal magnetism which is intwined with, woven into and ever coursing through my aura? In any case, gird your loins! lest you be swept up, carried away and devoured by my Sagittarian lust.

You've been warned.
The two of us