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My self-summary
My recommendation is to read the "You should message me if" section first.

I am the most relaxed and openminded human being in a radius of several...centimeters. Seriously, I was born to ride a bicycle in the breeze of twilight, to chase dolphins and fail, to be mesmerized by thunderstorms, to drink posh coffee taking note of what to do once I turn into Dr Manhattan. Facing a shark 30 meters under the sea would put a smile on my face, but don't ask me to fold fitted sheets.
What I’m doing with my life
Managing my (location independent) job while cooking. If you don't see me cooking, call an ambulance.
Because everything I need fits in two backpacks I've managed to be geographically inconsistent for a couple of years. I go where spring is, I surf whenever possible, eat like a bear without getting fat, make friends, seek intimacy, take pictures, drink coffee.
I’m really good at
Falling off surfboards, cooking simple yet effective recipes, holding my breath underwater, delicately catching those spiders you're so terrified of, captivating herds of little kids telling them how many atoms there are in the Universe.
The first things people usually notice about me
Anglophones:"Your english is very good for an italian".
Everybody else:"You smell like enriched uranium".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvino: Le cosmicomiche - Orwell: 1984 - Burgess: A clockwork orange - Ballard: Crash - Clarke: 2001, 2010, Rendez-vouz with Rama - Huxley: The doors of perception - Asimov: The collapsing universe - Sagan: Contact

2001 a space odyssey, Interstellar, Eraserhead, The Terminator, Blade runner, Mulholland Drive, Melancholia, My neighbor Totoro, Monsters Inc., Wreck it Ralph, The dark knight (rises), Bad santa, A heart in winter, Alien(s), Koyaanisqatsi, A Clockwork Orange, Dead poets society.

Peep Show, QI, Mitchell&Webb look, Monty Python's flying circus, Breaking bad, Black Books, Black mirror, BBC documentaries, lectures from Youtube, recently mostly Sean Carroll (the physicist not the biologist).

Pink Floyd, Aphex Twin, Underworld, Archive, John Murphy, Hans Zimmer, bit of Arcade Fire here and there, Angelo Badalamenti, Klaus Schulze, Air.

Eggs, all fruit (except figs), tenderstem broccoli, dark chocolate, salmon, leek, walnuts, mushrooms, garlic, any type of meat (squirrel was a bit underwhelming I have to say). I gave up sugar, milk and psychedelic drugs, and I am terrified of cheese. Alcohol in serious moderation. Quality over quantity.
Six things I could never do without
- Cool breeze
- Quora (I was addicted to reading it, now I am addicted to writing on it)
- Youtube
- Macbook pro + Wacom tablet
- One hour (or two) of silence every day
- Water to swim, float, dive, and to feel amazing in general
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being intimate with women, self-perception, giant waves, short girls (but I'm tall), feedback loops, nuclear explosions, the 4th dimension, being intimate with women, tigers, white sharks, and my favourite disease, rabies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably returning videotapes.
Or releasing the kraken.
Or cooking.
Or fiddling with Skyscanner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My grandma used to tell me as a kid: "you grow like shit in the sun" (because I was reeeally skinny)
You should message me if
I will most likely message you first, if I like what I see. But here's some IF's if you want to say "hi".

- If you can say more than "hi".
- If you're curious, sweet and feminine. And if you can make me live something unforgettable and meaningful.
- If you have a complete profile, with pictures. If none of them contains wearable moustaches nor that snapchat filter that gives you a crown of flowers, you deserve at least maximum respect.
Slogans like "I work hard/play hard" and the word "fashionista" make me release the kraken.
Some people walk the dog, I release the kraken.
- Not believing in cartesian dualism is a big plus.
- If your sense of humour doesn't require an electron microscope to be seen. But if you own an electron microscope and you'll let me play with it I might forgive you.
- Last but not least, if you're not an alcoholic / chainsmoker / junkfoodie.
The two of us