When one writes about oneself, they see themselves through the filter they have created for themself. Therefor the way I see myself is not how you or anyone else will see me, my perceptions are unique, so anything I tell you is fundamentally untrue to anyone but me. This isn't to say that there can't be overlaps in realities, but no system can be both complete and consistent, so to define a reality that is true for everyone would be incomplete and consist mainly of superficial things like "average height and build, long brown hair, more stuff of no consequence", and a complete reality for any person will be inconsistent with the reality of anyone else, for instance, I think I'm the most awesomest thing to ever happen (so much so that the rules of grammar do not apply to me), many others disagree with me.... The best hope you have of finding out who I am is to talk to me. Other than that, sorry, very little I can do to help you.
being non-politically correct. I enjoy all sorts of non-pc jokes, not because I believe them, but because I think they point out the absurdity of the stereotypes they represent. I also think far too much effort is put into not offending people, and not enough into saying what is meant.
B.) Boondock Saints, Equilibrium, Snatch, Sin City, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Cannibal the Musical, Full Metal Jacket, Shaun of the Dead.
C.) John Coltrane, The Mars Volta, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Led Zeppelin, Herbie Hancock, NIN, Drop Kick Murphies, Flogging Molly, Oysterhead, Soundgarden, Blind Guardian, Cake, Tool, System of a Down, The Cranberries, Nonpoint, Bach, Iron Maiden, Morphine (mmmm...baritone sax), Saul Williams, lots of other stuff
D.) Steak (rare, like "show the cow a picture of fire and kill it" rare), good chocolate, cookies, ice cream, rapidly becoming a tea addict...mmmm...earl grey with honey...so good, though not really heavily caffeinated enough...at all...nor is it technically a food, being liquidish and all....
E.) Making my own addition to this section, favorite form of punctuation: ellipses...I don't really know why, but they're awesome....
F.) Because it's relevant, favorite quotes:
"Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you reach your destiny." Carl Schurz
I used to debate which is cooler snow or thunderstorms....then thundersnow came to my attention, and having recently witnessed said phenomenon, I can truthfully say that indeed, thundersnow is greater than the sum of its parts. So now I spend a lot of time thinking about thundersnow.
oh, and how to survive a zombie invasion...you mock me now, but when you're shuffling around looking for brains, I'll still be alive, and have my brain, and you'll be all sorts of jealous.
how to make random shit out of duct tape.
"that system/method seems really inefficient/ineffective/boring...how can I remedy this?"
and motorcycles. sometimes, when I can't actually be riding my motorcycle actively at that moment, I'll pretend I am, and make the rumbling noises in my head, or if no one's around to judge me, out loud.
Also, (guys and women) if you ride a motorcycle, and want someone else to ride with (not an innuendo), please! I really want more people to enjoy the sport with.