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My self-summary
I once saw a baby seal eat a shark!
What I’m doing with my life
Hey I'm currently on the road to greatness! But the first stop is web assistant avenue (which is actually pretty decent) I never thought I would be there considering I did my degree in English Language and Linguistics!

Oh and trying to become as legendary as The lonely Island guys (They are truely kings amongst kings)
I’m really good at
getting injured whilst playing football (it's like i'm cursed or something)
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my awesome smile! But you be the judge of that
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, the LOTR series, Nineteen Eighty-Four

Movies: Happy Gilmore, The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger as the Joker = Ridiculous)

Shows: The IT Crowd, The Inbetweeners

Music: Anything really, as long as it's got a good beat I don't mind what type of music it is
Six things I could never do without
My two dachshunds ( because they come as a pair it counts as one thing in this list :P)
Sausages or bangers if you prefer!
Fireworks because who doesn't like them?!
Theme parks
And I guess water should be there too!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next plan for world domination (care to join me?) if that's not on my mind I guess just everyday stuff (I know it's not as interesting but oh well sue me! Ha)
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with mates at some random bar in London (suggestions would be greatly appreciated!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once laughed at an old lady who got hit square in the head with a snowball that she didn't expect ( I know I'm going to hell now)
You should message me if
You are looking to not take this whole malarkey too seriously, and have a good laugh whilst getting to know a new interesting person :)
The two of us