visorbrent
38Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Brent and I'm just looking to make a genuine connection.

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My sincerity in this endeavor is quite earnest, I swear; however, I have found online dating to be rather ridiculous. As such, I've decided to update my profile to reflect the preposterousness of the situation. Some truths will be mixed in with the silliness and exaggerations, and I'll denote those with bold text and a when appropriate, but don't take anything too seriously. Do feel free to giggle (or more), though.
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What I’m doing with my life
☼...standup comedy ☼
...running a fantasy garden gnome league
...hugging strangers in elevators who look like they need it
...training pterodactyls to swim
☼...providing tech support for my family☼...so much fun
I’m really good at
☼...caring about others ☼
...beating wizards at Sorry (not sorry)
☼...Finding things ☼
...making frenemies with bobcat amputees
...unmelting butter
☼...ummm...you know 😉 ☼
The first things people usually notice about me
☼...That I'm not flying. ☼
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ☼ I like books ☼ about palindromes
Movies: anything that random appearances by moose
Shows: ☼ interesting/entertaining ones ☼ about florescent muskrats
Music: jams ☼
Food: mostly just the kind I like (I'm kinda picky) ☼
Six things I could never do without
☼ 1. Love ☼
☼ 2. Stage time ☼
☼ (...if I may be a bit superficial, though comedy is important to me.) ☼
3. Paquyderm political campaigns
4. Mummies who take pity on zombies
5. Dark matter
6. Fan mail from adoring mollusks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
☼...how to be funny to and in front of a broad audience. ☼
...if monkeys get confused by the term "monkey bars."
...if spiders would be less menacing if they had nipples.
...what my cat's voice would sound like if she spoke English with a British accent.
On a typical Friday night I am
☼...often attending or performing at a comedy show.☼
...baking cookies to sell so I can raise money to afford to buy Girl Scout Cookies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
☼ I deserve a lot better than I've gotten so far in this life. It would be beyond lovely to find something, someone, truly good for me on here. My experience doesn't leave me terribly optimistic, but I'm still putting myself out there, trying. ☼

So give a good guy (me! me! me!) a chance. Don't let the idiots ruin it for decent folks like me. ☺
You should message me if
☼...you like fun and want to have some with me. ☼
...you want to go breaking cartoon characters out of prison...or maybe just make out or something.
☼...you know, you just think it'd be nice to start a conversation and see where it leads and such. You don't have to wait on me, bust a move. ☼
☼...You like pistachio ice cream. ☼
☼...I messaged you first, even if only to say, "Nope." ☼
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