38 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Brent and I'm just looking to make a genuine connection.

My sincerity in this endeavor is quite earnest, I swear; however, I have found online dating to be rather ridiculous. As such, I've decided to update my profile to reflect the preposterousness of the situation. Some truths will be mixed in with the silliness and exaggerations, and I'll denote those with bold text and a when appropriate, but don't take anything too seriously. Do feel free to giggle (or more), though.
What I’m doing with my life
☼...standup comedy ☼
...making friends with retired superheroes
...wrestling dragons (and winning!)
...saving the world one watermelon at a time
I’m really good at
☼...caring about others ☼
...climbing mountains backwards and blindfolded
☼Tic-Tac-Toe (I never lose) ☼
...arm wrestling centipedes
...unmelting butter
☼ know 😉 ☼
The first things people usually notice about me
☼...That I do, indeed, exist in this plane of being. ☼
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ☼ I like books ☼ about palindromes
Movies: anything that includes someone cutting tomatoes
Shows: ☼ interesting/entertaining ones ☼ about muskrats
Music: jams ☼
Food: mostly the kind I like (I'm kinda picky) ☼
The six things I could never do without
☼ 1. Love ☼
☼ 2. Stage time ☼
☼ (...if I may be a bit superficial, though comedy is important to me.) ☼
3. Bovine Harry Potter costume contests
4. The letter "q"
5. Dark matter
6. Fan mail from adoring mollusks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
☼ to funny to and in front of a broad audience. ☼ hermit crabs are pretty social for hermits.
...if spiders would be less menacing if they had belly buttons.
...what Shakespeare's take on particle/wave duality of light would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
☼...often attending or performing at a comedy show.
...baking cookies to sell so I can raise money to afford to buy Girl Scout Cookies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
☼ I'm worth getting to know.
You should message me if
☼ like fun and want to have some with me. want to go an adventure to find trolls so we can tickle them until they agree to dance "La Macarena" underwater at midnight on the next autumnal equinox. (It's OK, trolls can hold their breath for a long time.)
☼ know, you just think it'd be nice to start a conversation and see where it leads and such. You don't have to wait on me, bust a move.
...You were banana bread in a previous life.
☼...I messaged you first, even if only to say, "Nope."