38 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Brent and I'm just looking to make a genuine connection.

My sincerity in this endeavor is quite earnest, I swear; however, I have found online dating to be rather ridiculous. As such, I've decided to update my profile to reflect the preposterousness of the situation. Some truths will be mixed in with the silliness and exaggerations, and I'll denote those with bold text and a when appropriate, but don't take anything too seriously. Do feel free to giggle (or more), though.
What I’m doing with my life
☼...standup comedy ☼
...running a fantasy garden gnome league
...hugging strangers in elevators who look like they need it
...prospecting for gold bouillon cubes
I’m really good at
☼...caring about others ☼
...beating wizards at Connect 4
☼Tic-Tac-Toe (I never lose) ☼
...making friends with bobcat amputees
...unmelting butter
☼ know 😉 ☼
The first things people usually notice about me
☼...That I do, indeed, exist in this plane of being. ☼
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ☼ I like books ☼ about palindromes
Movies: anything that includes someone cutting tomatoes
Shows: ☼ interesting/entertaining ones ☼ about muskrats
Music: jams ☼
Food: mostly the kind I like (I'm kinda picky) ☼
The six things I could never do without
☼ 1. Love ☼
☼ 2. Stage time ☼
☼ (...if I may be a bit superficial, though comedy is important to me.) ☼
3. Bovine Harry Potter costume contests
4. The letter "q"
5. Dark matter
6. Fan mail from adoring mollusks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
☼ to be funny to and in front of a broad audience. ☼ much more monkeying around monkeys would do if they had 2 tails.
...if spiders would be less menacing if they had belly buttons.
...what Genghis Khan's opinion of the theory of special relativity would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
☼...often attending or performing at a comedy show.☼
...baking cookies to sell so I can raise money to afford to buy Girl Scout Cookies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
☼ I'm worth getting to know.☼
You should message me if
☼ like fun and want to have some with me.☼ want to go an adventure searching for magical wallabies to frolic with under a crescent moon...or maybe just make out or something.
☼ know, you just think it'd be nice to start a conversation and see where it leads and such. You don't have to wait on me, bust a move.☼
...You like pizza and don't want to eat a whole one by yourself.
☼...I messaged you first, even if only to say, "Nope."☼