My sincerity in this endeavor is quite earnest, I swear; however, I have found online dating to be rather ridiculous. As such, I've decided to update my profile to reflect the preposterousness of the situation. Some truths will be mixed in with the silliness and exaggerations, and I'll denote those with bold text and a ☼ when appropriate, but don't take anything too seriously. Do feel free to giggle (or more), though.
...making friends with retired superheroes
...wrestling dragons (and winning!)
...saving the world one watermelon at a time
...climbing mountains backwards and blindfolded
☼Tic-Tac-Toe (I never lose) ☼
...arm wrestling centipedes
☼...ummm...you know 😉 ☼
Movies: anything that includes someone cutting tomatoes
Shows: ☼ interesting/entertaining ones ☼ about muskrats
☼ Music: jams ☼
☼ Food: mostly the kind I like (I'm kinda picky) ☼
☼ 2. Stage time ☼
☼ (...if I may be a bit superficial, though comedy is important to me.) ☼
3. Bovine Harry Potter costume contests
4. The letter "q"
5. Dark matter
6. Fan mail from adoring mollusks
...how hermit crabs are pretty social for hermits.
...if spiders would be less menacing if they had belly buttons.
...what Shakespeare's take on particle/wave duality of light would be.
...baking cookies to sell so I can raise money to afford to buy Girl Scout Cookies.
...you want to go an adventure to find trolls so we can tickle them until they agree to dance "La Macarena" underwater at midnight on the next autumnal equinox. (It's OK, trolls can hold their breath for a long time.)
☼...you know, you just think it'd be nice to start a conversation and see where it leads and such. You don't have to wait on me, bust a move.
...You were banana bread in a previous life.
☼...I messaged you first, even if only to say, "Nope."