48Cedar Creek, United States
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My self-summary
I'm happy, quirky, kinky, fun. I can be flirty, artsy, daring, and naughty.

I will say this: natural red hair, award winning chef (2nd place beans at the family reunion) who's competed on the national stage (Frankenfood), and world class mechanical genius. Seriously I'm like click and clack, tell me the sound your car is making and I will tell you what's wrong. I have lots of free time at the moment and would love someone to share it with, to share some adventures.
I'm good at adventures...

I prefer a more dominant man, enjoy a good spanking now and then and I'm not opposed to being put in a cage. I am in a Lesbian marriage but would enjoy the company of the right man for fun and romance.

I am also a Post-op trans-woman. That means I have all the right bits in all the right places, and by god they all work! So just chill and don't let that little tidbit freak you out because I'm more fun than you can imagine and I will make you happy. Give me a chance.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make a farm profitable without losing my integrity as a human being. Profitable may be a stretch, survivable is a better descriptor.
I feed pigs and chickens, work on little projects around the farm, and just generally enjoy my time with my grandkids.
I’m really good at
Making bacon from scratch!
Identifying exactly what's wrong with your car by listening to it.
Helpin people find their smile and perhaps a little peace and happiness.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Hair, then my smile...
never hurts when they notice my ass either..:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love live music. That's why I live in Austin
In books I'm really into sci-fi space operas with a strong female lead. Jean Johnson or Thomas Deprima for example. For TV it has to be animated, life is real enough and has plenty of drama, I see no need to watch others pretend to experience it.
Movies...superheroes. Why not they're fun.
Six things I could never do without
I could do without just about everything. I'm a survivor, but I have to have my dreams, and I have to have hope for the future. It's not likely anyone could take those away from me though...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Naughty things...
Humanitarian things
Political things
Farm things
Fun things
Family things
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday's were made for seal clubbing! wouldn't you agree? I mean a large pizza, couple of beers and a Louisville slugger... You down?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you ask me I will tell you anything...I'm not one for volunteering information though...
I am married to a wonderful WOMAN [JoAnnsAdventure] thus the married marker below my name, we have always been open and she has no issues with me dating men, she does prefer me to date dominant men simply because she knows that's what makes me happy and otherwise I'm too much of a handful for any man.
You should message me if
You can be and can hang with a girl that's fun, daring, crazy, and always on the go...
Oh and please write the word
"Ossenworst" in your message to let me know you are real.

Love Vivian; can't wait to hear from you.
The two of us