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My self-summary
Basic info: SW engineer, hobbies include being super-amazingly-make-you-do-spit-takes-funny and clever. And dashing. And not overselling myself to sound like I'm out of a romance novel. That would be a low thing to do.

...incidentally, does that work?

'Cuz uh, if so, um, I've been reading the wrong books.

Right then. Harlequin it is.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in Philly. Looking to maybe go to Arlington for a job.

I have an artsy background but a science job. Don't put me in a box 'cuz I'll just break it... (okay that was way too unique snowflake but anyway). I'm a programmer. It's an interesting mix of language and logic, and a satisfying pursuit.
I’m really good at
Writing nonfiction (articles and persuasive essays about all sorts of policy what-have-you)
The first things people usually notice about me
I radiate charm, which is why I feel the need to tell you... so you'll have the appropriate response when we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren
Moby Dick
Plenty of Dickens
The Last Picture Show
To the Lighthouse
Bon-Bon by Poe
Six things I could never do without
Internet snarkiness x6

Aaaaaannd I've been rediscovering past musical tastes via Pandora. Metallica... so old they're cool again? Maybe? Symphony&Metallica ftw.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
15 year old me really wants to write "Your Mom" here. But since I'm not 15, I totally didn't just write that. Anyway.

15 year old me was a little creepy. He just didn't know it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The moral of the story is, "YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM!!11!"
No, not paranoid. Just find Samberg hilarious. Check out "Jack Sparrow" by Lonely Island, too. I appreciate women who can goof. ;)
You should message me if
You're not shy
You get around
You wanna fly
don't want your feet on the ground
You stand up
You won't come down
You want to live
You want to move to the sound
You got fire
in your veins
burnin' hot
but you don't feel the flame
Your desire
is insane
you can't stop
until you do it again

...and if you love you some Foreigner ;P

Or if you're Jesse's girl. Because how can I find a woman like that?
The two of us