vladimir-poopin
34 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I love my dentist.
What I’m doing with my life
Generally, spending time on the phone with Comcast complaining about their Internet service which I canceled over a year ago.
I’m really good at
Slipping my hands into bowls of cold macaroni.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intellectual aroma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hardcover, vhs, no, vinyl, fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Jesus, orangutans, existential zealots, cacti, index funds, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The last question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating peanut butter out of the jar with my fingers, naked and crying on the floor of my kitchen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not really Asian. Or Catholic.
You should message me if
Your good at grammar.
You have never done a color run.
You have nothing interesting to say - "Hi", "hey", and "you're hot" are just fine and plenty sufficient.
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