36Brunswick, Australia
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My self-summary
I plant trees and protect habitat, stuck in a delusion that i'm saving the planet.
I'm not sure about the cadence i'm going with here. I like the colour red.. and green. I run a business on the side (not drugs alas, for that would be more profitable). I like cheese and smoked salmon.
I've been a soldier. Kerouac is boring and i don't know why Hemingway self censors. I have a terrarium. With frogs and fish and prawns and mussels and plants. Its cool.
I despise PC, unless its a muscle or a computer. I call a spade a spade. Unless its a shovel. In which case i'll call it a shovel. Unless there's some confusion and we have to googs it.
I do yoga. Sometimes. Once every couple of years. I handed out food after the tsunami in Indonesia. I like camping and the bush.
I'd prefer an elephant, mule, camel, horse or donkey to a car. Or a tricerotops. Are they even still called that these days? Ayn Rand is funny. There is nothing more repugnant than one who peddles false truths and dicta. And i don't understand vegetarianism or veganism or fruitarianism or airatarianism or.. Having said that, I respect your stance. Until I disembowel your argument. With a piece of bacon.
GF, GMO, BPA, preservative and additive, dolphin, whale, ivory, tiger penis, deer antler, CFC and black bear bowel free, biodynamic, macro, free range, forest alliance, recycled and organic, of course. With a hint of basil.
Life is Life to me, regardless of incarnation or use for the benefit of others. It deserves respect. I read a study about rats and addiction to cocaine when i was an anthropology student. I feel secure when i hear rain on a tin roof.
When the Abbott regime has been deposed, I think we should call Australia Day - Republic Day. That, will no doubt be eventually abbreviated to Public Day... Pub Day! I love Hot, Sticky, sweaty sex as much as a romp under the doona on a winter's night by the fire. And glass. That's a pretty fuck'n cool invention.
I drive a ute.
That'll do
What I’m doing with my life
Good question.
Or rather,
Winning it motherfuckers!!
I’m really good at
Talking shit.
Pretending i know everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
Too tall/too short
Eyes too close together/ far apart
Too lanky/ crooked nose
Too hippie. ....etc
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tom Robbins, Gurdjieff, Hess, Huxley, Heller, Orwell. Mills and boon. boom boom. military history. ethnobotany.
Movies: Battle of Waterloo, Event Horizon, Fight Club, Irreversable (not really fave, but powerful), Run Lola Run, Amelie, Cult, horror, classics.
Theatre: Les Mis, JC superstar, Ibsen, Chekov.
Music: is good to dance to.
Anything with a beat or melody really
Food? FEED ME!
Six things I could never do without
Paul Newmans classic salad dressing
Eskal gherkins (chilli)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My hypothesis. Sex Is God Is Death. Not necessarily in that order. I need a couple of bits. not quite finished. Still stuck on cell division. Anyone a philosopher of biology? Why girls put the toilet roll facing the wall?! Ants should be revered as gods!
On a typical Friday night I am
At a pub/Bar/gig. Getting, or not getting drunk, chatting up ladies and generally being an idiot.
At home chilling after a hard week watching some B grader while tinkering with my terrarium.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would love a homing pigeon coop..... with pigeons that have lasers.... that destroy enemy tanks.....
I get teary when I watch Susan Boyle stick it to the man.
You should message me if
You like gardening
The two of us