39 Arlington, United States
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My self-summary
I mostly try to avoid taking the world too seriously, in spite of its sometimes desperate attempts to make me do so. Which is totally different than not caring. Ok, somewhat different than not caring.
What I’m doing with my life
International and security issues
🏀 and ⚽ and 🏃 and 🏐
Having a damn good time, regardless
I’m really good at
Basketball, problem solving, running, being a commando, going commando, diy carpentry and car mechanicing, portmanteauing, verbing, scrabble, trailing off mid-senten
The first things people usually notice about me
Too often: "you look really intense". I'm often lost in thought and my default look is not so different from resting-bitch-face. People who know me find this funny, because I'm very easy-going. Unfortunately, everyone else is apparently afraid of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I write everything here, I'll have no time for dates, and nothing to talk about if I did.

I listen to NPR, I read lots of news and foreign affairs stuff, I drink like a former sailor, I watch sarcastic/ironic shows, I like dark comedies and epic action films, and I'll eat anything but I live for sugar, breakfast food, happy hours, and brunch buffets.
The six things I could never do without
News, athletic/physical outlet, the series of interconnected tubes leading to Wikipedia, nature & animals (I will pet any dog, anywhere... try me), alcohol, and long walks on the... never mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether free will is just an invention of our fevered little imaginations... donuts... relative vs. objective morality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's see... comedy, band, jukebox + pool, drinking and dancing, drinking and dinner and great conversation, strip club, a great makeout session... stuff like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've crashed a semi (twice) and been shot at by the US Army. Also, that okc classifies me as "less suave than average". Very ouch.
You should message me if
You like fun, and you're healthy, fit, curious, and a free-thinking sort.