34Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Like so many great American statesman and titans of industry before me, I was born and raised up in the South and then promptly left as an adult. I still sometimes fondly reminisce about certain elements of growing up down there--Cheerwine, most notably--but at this point am largely acclimated to life in Washington. That said, I can still seamlessly transition into a flawless Southern accent at a moment's notice. It's like there's a little hillbilly, probably named Delbert or something, who lives inside of my voice box.

I don't know if my interest in music is the most prominent thing about me, but it's definitely the nearest to my heart. I've been a collector of music and accumulator of largely useless trivia about musicians since early adolescence, but only in the last few years have I turned that interest into action and learned to play music myself. I've gotten to be pretty decent at guitar and merely passable at piano, but am getting better all the time.

I have a strong desire to make people laugh. Nearly everything I say is a joke of some kind, or at least setting up a joke in the short or long term. If you hate the sound of laughter or the sensation of being amused, I don't think we can be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Jack of all trades at a popular local needle-themed attraction/landmark.

Otherwise I'm reading, writing, playing/listening to music, going out to something or other with friends, digging through thrift stores, being outside, etc. Basically trying to stave off boredom and enjoy my life.
I’m really good at
Telling jokes and thumb wrestling. Music trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, thin, and have a slightly unusual gait from years of shouldering the burden of my own unbearable coolness. I've been told that I have nice eyes, a mischievous smile, and a booming ultra-masculine voice, but those might be more advanced observations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dig Philip Roth, Don DeLillo, Raymond Carver short stories, etc. I read a lot of nonfiction. Not all is about music, but enough of it is. I think I could recite whole passages of Ray Davies's X-Ray by heart at this point.

The Kinks, King Crimson, The Beatles, Wire, THE FALL, Roxy Music, Bowie, Laura Nyro, T. Rex, Robyn Hitchcock, XTC. I like everything, really. Old AM radio type stuff: 60s soul, girl groups, bubblegum, etc. Burt Bacharach and Brill Building songs.

I like old Twilight Zone episodes and find late night Time Life music collection infomercials mesmerizing. I'll also speak glowingly of early 90s Simpsons, MST3K, Arrested Development, Louie, or Breaking Bad if prompted.

Foodwise, I believe that the invention of the sandwich represents the high-water mark of man's achievements on this Earth. I'll feel an infinite tenderness for anyone who can recommend me a quality sandwich place.
Six things I could never do without
Exposure to our benevolent giver-of-life, the sun
Protection from our hideous oppressor, the sun
Decent walking shoes
A bounty of sandwiches
Gently used merchandise
Some sort of companionship
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Future
The Present
Chord progressions
My various other goofy interests
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, there's simply no telling. Something wonderful, I'm sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently had a dream in which I was watching what was ostensibly a childrens movie, featuring happy little cartoon characters who I think might have been the Muppet Babies. The movie was quite serious, all full of violence and dread. I was shaken and disturbed by the ending, particularly what became of poor baby Gonzo. I don't know what the dream meant, but I was disappointed upon waking knowing that no such Muppet Babies movie exists.

I once misread an "Appropriate For All Ages" sign as "Appropriate For Alligators." I was confused that it would say that, but intrigued that it might.

I'm not actually a doctor. Of waffles or anything else.

Despite being kind of a thin guy, I have a full and luscious ass. I'm just now realizing that about myself. I'm on a journey of self-discovery.
You should message me if
You feel compelled to. Particularly if we have something in common that could be discussed over coffee or hoagies or drinks or whatever.
The two of us