32Grayslake, United States
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My self-summary
I'm new to the Grayslake area! I wear boxer briefs, I don't believe in hand sanitizer and I'm pretty sure that Justin Bieber is a Hitler clone. I like long walks to the beach, but when I get there I don't walk anymore. My favorite color is probably not perceivable by the human eye. I like music, lots of music, especially the good kind. Getting out of the house is always an adventure, but I'm a firm believer in at-home adventures too. I mean, there's even a movie genre called adventure. I'm clean. Maybe too clean. I smell really good and I'm very handsome. I love being around ladies who aren't afraid of fun and/or making funny faces.

Life is short and youth is wasted on the young, so my philosophy is... eat all the ice cream you want, just make sure you take a walk later so you don't get fat.
What I’m doing with my life
Rescuing damsels in distress, fighting supervillains, making the world better through recycling, and not apologizing when I break wind.

When I'm not doing that, I'm usually bumming around the house jamming to some tunes, breakdance fighting, eating steak or possibly achieving zen.

I stay busy.
I’m really good at
Taking things apart and fixing them, kung fu, scaling castle walls and other assorted man things. Also, listening, massages and eating good food.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically: My big nose and eyes
Socially: I am a goofball.

Also, I don't age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You can look at my book case later, my collection is the best kept secret and you're not in the club! The book club.

For movies I love horror, comedy and action. It's extremely hard to find a quality horror flick that I haven't already seen, so if you think you can surprise me, please do.

My music tastes are ridiculously broad. I like David Bowie, Amon Amarth, Mord Fustang, Gorillaz, Metric, Pedro the Lion, Minus the Bear, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Beethoven, Rage Against the Machine, Lordi, Van Halen, Silversun Pickups, Grandaddy, Iron Maiden, Outkast, Sneaker Pimps, Massive Attack, CKY, NOFX, Radiohead, Panic at the disco, Foo Fighters and on and on and on. The list is huge and diverse and you probably get the idea by now.

Food is similar to my musical tastes, I'll eat almost anything you put in front of me as long as there was a halfway decent effort put into making it. My favorites are italian, sushi, and anyplace that makes a mean steak. Steak is like sex on a plate.
Six things I could never do without
A comfortable bed, good music, summer, friends, hot showers, and laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it would be like if bears became super-intelligent and tried to take over. That and what kind of shirt to put on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or having people over. Weekends are too short to waste.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the walrus.
You should message me if
You want do various fun/potentially hazardous things that include me.
The two of us