walkslowly
30 Chattanooga, United States
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My self-summary
Obligatory OKC disclaimer: I have a girlfriend, but if you wanna be pals let's party/eat something/talk about our feelings, etc. This is firm- I/we have no desire to be a part of your hetero threesome/foursome and I won't be switching teams, no matter how hipster-dreamy you think you are, dudes. But seriously. Let's be friends.

I just moved back to Chattanooga, after 10 years of elsewhere (NY, Argentina, Portland, North Florida, Ecuador), I'm working on getting a Rock Camp for Girls started up with with a couple of cool people, and I'm getting paid to learn artisanal cheesemaking.

I support 24 hour Bingo Halls and anyone training to compete in Ping Pong for the Gay Olympics. Nothing else is really worth training for.

Adventures play a key role in my state of contentment.

I'm progressive politically, a self-identified feminist, and I won't let you get away with bullshit- that said, I like most people, and I'm not super serious all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find people to drink beers in the sunshine with in Chatt. Eating all the good things. Cheesemaking. Working on Chattanooga Girls Rock Camp (find it on the facebook!) Volunteering.
I’m really good at
Laughing inappropriately and loudly. Over-committing myself. Spontaneously disappearing to weird places/convincing others to come with me.

My old housemate Jess has edited this to read:
She has an amazing laugh! More of a guffaw, really. She guffaws at things which don't seem that funny at first, but the guffawing will, in turn, make you guffaw.

Also, throwing 90s dance parties.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh, hands down. If I'm laughing. Otherwise, my resting bitch face (don't worry, I'm actually a really nice person).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are moving up my priority list.

TV- Online. I'm surprised I even got up to eat while recently binge-ing the second season of The Fall (heaven bless that Gillian Anderson)

I like all sorts of music. When it's live, it can be anything, and I'll probably love it. However, a note: you know the concept of manspreading? Well, I wish there were less of the music scene version of that.

I eat most things, and I spend a lot of time trying to cook things that are delicious. Too much time- don't come over hungry...better bring some chips, it'll be a while. I recently acquired a mortar and pestle that is now my #1 prized possession.
The six things I could never do without
a friend-mountains-a decent chef's knife-cheese-warm socks-9 hours of sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever project is next, gender, sexuality, travel, food, my stupid/perfect dog
On a typical Friday night I am
Forcing myself to go out for Something Fun, despite being exhausted from cheesemaking that day. Seriously, it should probably be an olympic sport.
You should message me if
1. You want to help me with Rock Camp

2. You want to speak Spanish with me, and engage in item #3

3. You want to get coffee or a beer and over-share/not care whilst I over-share (I forgot about boundaries while living in the boonies of North Florida and in Ecuador, where I spoke to hardly anyone)

4. You want to go on a hike

5. You want to have food adventures

6. You want to be friends
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