wally9000
34 Akron, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just some dude.
I like cars that turn into robots. But who doesn't?

Seriously, they're cars. They turn into robots. That's genius!

I am awesome, super awesome, and megasuperultra good.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching it float past me like leaves in the wind. When the wind stops blowing, you die.

It's all metaphorical and shit.
I’m really good at
I've won two prizes in my life: When I was in the sixth grade, I was named Wittiest Boy. The next year, I won the school Chess Tournament. Clearly my strenghts lie in playing games and being a wiseass.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am wittier than most sixth-graders. At least the male ones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 5 Books! The Westing Game - Ellen Raskin Promethea - Alan Moore & J.H. Williams Good Omens - Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA or How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her: The Magnum Opiate Of Malaclypse The Younger, Wherein is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything - Malaclypse The Younger & Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst

Top 5 Movies! True Stories The Muppet Movie Shock Treatment Back to the Future Casablanca

Top 5 Albums! Impossible to choose!

Top 5 Tasty Dishes! Bacon Steak Bacon wrapped filets BBQ Ribs Tofurky

"Life's like a movie. Write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending."
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Seriously dude, it fascinates me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing terse, semi-clever biographies for online profiles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to kill babies and have sex with them.
You should message me if
Hell if I know.
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