28 Tunnel City, United States
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My self-summary
Im Sam. In the interest of time, I will cut out the usual self-love party that occupys this section and leave you with this. I am awesome, regardless of what anyone else may think, I invite you to find out for yourself. I also travel, alot, so I may be coming to your city soon. Lets have dinner
What I’m doing with my life
Lets see here, I am in the Army National Guard and I work as a technician for a telecommunications firm.
In my spare time I continue to plot to take over the world, if you want to join my Army of Evil, I am accepting applications
I’m really good at
Looking good in a suit
Selecting wine to go with dinner
Holding a conversation
Making you rip holes in your sheets (true story)
The first things people usually notice about me
My icy blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read voraciously. Also I have seen almost every movie ever made and like to quote them endlessly. Favorite TV show is Justified. If you have'nt seen it, you need to stop what you are doing and watch it right now.
The six things I could never do without
For a laugh:
1) Minions
2) Death Ray
3) tropical lair of solitude, cause seriously ice?
4) elaborate plots to kill the hero
5) whiskey or wine
6) An evil looking cat

For real:
1) Books
2) running shoes
3) Firearms
4) Wine
5) A Car
6) The internet (im hopelessly addicted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like to space out, I just stare at my desk so it looks like I'm working. I figure in a given week I do maybe 10 minutes of actual work.
"Brownie points for naming the movie"
On a typical Friday night I am
Muahhahhaha......working, bet you didn't see that coming
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was rooting for Voldermort
You should message me if
You're not shy, or super quiet. I want to be able to converse with you. Keep my brain stimulated and we will get along great.
Also you recognize sarcasm