28 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I am a very sarcastic person, sometimes too much. Although it can frequently end up where someone doesn't realize that I am actually being sarcastic you end up having to explain it to them. Like no I don't actually think it would have been better if we had lost WWII.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently in a PhD program for chemistry. I know it sounds terrible right? But it get a lot nicer when the school pays for your tuition/cost of living. Basically I am either doing research for my thesis or teaching for the class I TA. And by teaching I mean explaining to kids that want more points on their homework assignment why I won't be giving them more points on their homework assignment.
I’m really good at
Knowing random things that are of really no practical use other than making you go "I didn't know that, that's kinda cool."

Remembering random facts about people and instantly realizing I have forgotten their name and this is the 4th time we have met.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am a skinny/nerdy white boy. After that its probably my sense of humor where you will either think I am funny or weird/quirky. Usually funny, that's what I am usually going for, but I am okay with weird too. Normal wouldn't be any fun would it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books... I am just going to put that generic answer that everyone uses where they go O I wish I had more time to read but I just don't. That is a lie. I am just a slow reader and lazy. I'll just watch the two hour movie rather than read the book. "But the book is SOOO much better!!!!" And yes you are going to say that when I say I love Game of Thrones in like 2 mins and if you read a Song of Fire and Ice and you tell me spoilers I will go all Liam Neeson and save your daughter from kidnappers. I am not good at threats.

Movies: Edward Norton Films. He is my favorite actor. So Fight Club, American History X, and Death to Smoochie are amazing. Super Troopers, Avengers, and Donnie Darko. I enjoy almost all movies. Horror are the worst though. They either end up being cheesy and lame or scare me and either way why do I want that? Did I say scare me? I mean I am very manly and don't feel fear.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, and New Girl. I could keep going but I don't want you to think I don't go outside.

Music: Since I am terrible at knowing bad names I will just list artists that are on my Pandora. Mumford and Sons, Mat Kearney, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, Matisyahu, Barenaked Ladies, Mackelmore, Hootie and the Blowfish, Florence and the Machines, Modest Mouse, Fun, and Led Zeppelin. I also like some rap, as long I don't feel like the lead singer is screaming at me I will probably like it.

Food: I will eat almost anything and probably enjoy it. Italian, Mexican, Thai, Sushi, steak, BBQ, and all those other terribly unhealthy things. I am lucky enough to eat whatever I want and really never gain any weight. It is going to be a sad day when my metabolism just shuts down.
The six things I could never do without
Interesting Conversations/People
Awesome restaurants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am going to get something to work. Why I currently not in lab doing research like a good Grad Student. Possible things that could have happened in the TV shows I watch. (Like if the Doctor's companions were bumbling around like blind people 95% of the time.) And how awesome dogs are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying at home watching TV/playing video games, out with friends, wondering why I am still in lab working. Usually one of those.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know all the lyrics to several songs and most of them are either Disney or Rap.
You should message me if
-You are slightly nerdy or at least like that I am.
-Think everyone in Huffelpuff severed no purpose ever.
-Like eating at new restaurants.
-Think it is an atrocity that Nickelback has yet to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.