watwatherrdurr
30 California, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Tony and I like to party.

I'm a rather lighthearted person. Spontaneous as all hell and have a policy of making at least one poor decision every day.

I grew up in San Diego, and I've lived in California most of my life. The actual state, not the tiny Maryland town I live in now.
What I’m doing with my life
I was an Arabic Linguist in the Army. I also have a degree in IT. I run a warehouse now.
I’m really good at
Remembering stuff. I have a photographic memory (if not, my recall is just insane); I am a bastion of useless knowledge, I know a lot about evolutionary biology, computers, trivia factoids and I can pretty much do anything fairly well if I try.

I'm really good at video games, too. I once beat Contra 9 times consecutively without losing a life. No 30 lives code either, nerds. Well, it wouldn't matter if I didn't lose a life, WOULD IT?!

Alright, ladies, I am also really good at most sports, too! I am not averse to watching, I'd just rather play. I am adequate in the kitchen, also!
The first things people usually notice about me
My wit and my eloquence.
My facetiousness.
My unflappable demeanor.

Okay, I lied. The first thing people notice is that I kinda look like Muhammad Ali. Or if you like tennis, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
I tend to read a lot about Evolutionary Biology. Peer-reviewed studies and shit. I ain't no nerd!

MOVIES
I like Action (Ong Bak, 300, Watchmen, and more); I prefer Comedy (Dumb and Dumber, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Hot Tub Time Machine, and more).

TV SHOWS
Again, I like to laugh. 30 Rock, Community, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Seinfeld being my all time favorites.

MUSIC
I'm mostly a Metal dude.
Faves: Judas Priest, Tool, DIO, Soilwork, Dream Theater, Disarmonia Mundi.
I like Rap, too.
Faves: Tech N9ne, Das Racist, Busdriver, Public Enemy, Run DMC, Hopsin, Gambino.
I've also been into Grime and some Electronicore.

FOOD
I love a good steak.
Chinese Food is the best food. Yeah. That greasy shit at the mall? I LOVE THAT SHIT.
The six things I could never do without
My hands (I'm quite dexterous).
Video Games.
A good computer.
Comfortable shoes.
My car (say it's 'cute' and we are fighting).
The color purple (not the movie, the actual color).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How some animals will never go extinct because they are delicious to humans. Looking at you, cow, pig and chicken.
How weird it is that we eat birds.
How weird it is that no other adult mammal drinks milk except humans.
Burying people. Why?
How cruel beauty pageants are.
Magnets, how do they work?
People and their idiosyncrasies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making trouble and most likely a story.

I may or may not be drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the color purple. No joke. I own a lot of purple things.

I once put my boxers in the garbage disposal and turned it on.
You should message me if
If you like banter, debate, or any kind of conversation.

If you don't have kids. No offense, I just want my own.

You think I'm the bee's knees/cat's pajamas/animal's thing they don't have, etc.
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