I'm a rather lighthearted person. Spontaneous as all hell and have a policy of making at least one poor decision every day.
I grew up in San Diego, and I've lived in California most of my life. The actual state, not the tiny Maryland town I live in now.
I'm really good at video games, too. I once beat Contra 9 times consecutively without losing a life. No 30 lives code either, nerds. Well, it wouldn't matter if I didn't lose a life, WOULD IT?!
Alright, ladies, I am also really good at most sports, too! I am not averse to watching, I'd just rather play. I am adequate in the kitchen, also!
My unflappable demeanor.
Okay, I lied. The first thing people notice is that I kinda look like Muhammad Ali. Or if you like tennis, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.
I tend to read a lot about Evolutionary Biology. Peer-reviewed studies and shit. I ain't no nerd!
I like Action (Ong Bak, 300, Watchmen, and more); I prefer Comedy (Dumb and Dumber, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Hot Tub Time Machine, and more).
Again, I like to laugh. 30 Rock, Community, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Seinfeld being my all time favorites.
I'm mostly a Metal dude.
Faves: Judas Priest, Tool, DIO, Soilwork, Dream Theater, Disarmonia Mundi.
I like Rap, too.
Faves: Tech N9ne, Das Racist, Busdriver, Public Enemy, Run DMC, Hopsin, Gambino.
I've also been into Grime and some Electronicore.
I love a good steak.
Chinese Food is the best food. Yeah. That greasy shit at the mall? I LOVE THAT SHIT.
A good computer.
My car (say it's 'cute' and we are fighting).
The color purple (not the movie, the actual color).
How weird it is that we eat birds.
How weird it is that no other adult mammal drinks milk except humans.
Burying people. Why?
How cruel beauty pageants are.
Magnets, how do they work?
People and their idiosyncrasies.
I may or may not be drunk.
I once put my boxers in the garbage disposal and turned it on.
If you don't have kids. No offense, I just want my own.
You think I'm the bee's knees/cat's pajamas/animal's thing they don't have, etc.