47Pewaukee, United States
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My self-summary
I've got twelve disciples and a Buddha smile
Garden of Allah, Viking Valhalla
A miracle once in a while

I've got a pantheon of animals in a pagan soul
Vishnu and Gaia, Aztec and Maya
Dance around my totem pole

I've got celestial mechanics
To synchronize my stars
Seasonal migrations, daily variations
World of the unlikely and bizarre

I am easy going, laid back, and open minded
What I’m doing with my life
Still trying to find the Castle Anthrax...

Seriously, just looking for friends, with or without benefits (although I'm really not promiscuous)
I’m really good at
I can learn to resist
Anything but temptation
I can learn to co-exist
With anything but pain

I can learn to compromise
Anything but my desires
I can learn to get along
With all the things I cant explain

I can learn to resist
Anything but frustration
I can learn to persist
With anything but aiming low

I can learn to close my eyes
To anything but injustice
I can learn to get along
With all the things I dont know
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read but never seem to find the time, Old movies on lazy Sunday afternoons, any music performed by talented musicians, food is merely fuel for the body, with some plants and animals being a little more delicious then others.

Haggis? What is haggis?
Sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley
And what do you do with it?
You eat it!
How revolting!
Six things I could never do without
The promise of tomorrow, and all of the things I haven't learned, seen, or explored...yet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Onions or parfait?

"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. "
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. "
"Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass. "
"For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. "
I miss Jack Handy
On a typical Friday night I am
Disturbing some poor souls peaceful evening with a load of sarcasm, dry humor, and smart ass remarks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got idols and icons, unspoken holy vows
Thoughts to keep well-hidden
Sacred and forbidden
Free to browse among the holy cows
You should message me if
All of your baggage is safely stowed in the overhead compartment.

Kik me if u want too
The two of us