The long term hack is building a life that is both interesting and worthwhile. Remember the last panel of the last Calvin and Hobbes strip?
I don't like this--here are some of my crushes instead.
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Bill Nye the Science Guy*
Flight of the Conchords
Queen Elizabeth I
The Ghost Army
Agent Phil Coulson
Captain John Yossarian
*Danced with him once. He made faces. It was great...
Stuff falls down*
Pi is about 3
The inclined plane
*You break it, you bought it.
My laptop wallpaper is a still from Tron.
Sometimes I listen to Morrissey, by choice.
You don't care about matching dishes.
You seriously think about going Mars, too.
...and because I haven't anywhere else to quote an astronaut,
“It’s so inspiring to see the entire globe shimmering below you and realize that this is where prog rock started.” --Eugene Cernan