I'm pretty quiet when you first meet me. For every hour of social time, I need about two or three hours of alone time. I hate repeating myself, and am really opposed to making small talk. Do I really care what you had for breakfast or how your garden is doing? Nope.
I have a very sharp sense of humor. You may not get all of my jokes, but I assure you, they're funny.
Also, if Jesus is your #1 man, please don't bother trying to make me your #2.