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My self-summary
Usually I love to talk about myself, but I'm having an unusually hard time with this section right now. I guess It's because I'm sort of in flux and working on a new life. I live - by choice - in a vintage travel trailer that my dad and I are restoring, and once it's ready to roll I have no idea where the road will take me.

What else? Well, I'm not a monogamous person, but I am an open and honest one. I haven't brushed my hair in 8 years. I love my (troubled) dog. She'll probably bark at you, but she's harmless and will adore you after a few minutes. Especially if you have hot dogs in your pocket. I love cheap champagne. What about expensive champagne? I don't know. No one has ever offered me any.

Oh! I like to play music! On a saxophone! Sometimes I play music with my best friend, sometimes with a ragtag group of musician friends, and sometimes with an entire marching band! I'm not particularly good at it, but I look cool doing it, and isn't that what being a rock star is all about?
What I’m doing with my life
I used to be a web developer, but then one day I decided to follow my childhood dreams so I quit the 9 to 5 and started working on them. When I was little I only dreamed of being a writer. And maybe She-Ra. But now my dreams have expanded to include working with animals, producing shows, rolling around in the desert with a can of PBR, and taking over the world with my silly musical comedy duo. Oh, did I forget to mention that I'm a rockstar?I mean, that's what my mom tells me.

To be honest, though, I'm not directly working on any of those dreams right now because I've been caught up fixing up my trailer and preparing for my big trip. The bottom line: I have no idea what lies ahead of me.
I’m really good at
roller skating
killing zombies with nothing more than an XBOX controller
playing along with 80s music on my saxophone
making tea - seriously, you should try my tea. I've got mad tea skillz..
The first things people usually notice about me
People tend to notice my dreadlocks first. At least, that's what people comment on the most. Sometimes my hair makes people think I'm a hippie - and I guess I am into conserving and some of those other hippie ideals - but I don't participate in drum circles and I do occasionally shower. No, I don't wash my hair, but I have been known to use soap. Hippie soap, but soap nonetheless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let me give you the shortest possible answer for this section because no one really likes reading long lists of bands, books, and movies that are more about showing how cultured and cool you are than your actual tastes. We can get into more detail on our first date, if it's that important to you.

I read books that teach me things about ADHD (yup, I've got it!), sex and dating, or music, and wish I had more time to read zombie apocalypse novels. I watch horror movies and comedies and think Family Guy is the funniest thing on TV. I love jazz, rockabilly, and Irish drinking songs, but seem to mostly listen to Madonna, Lady Gaga, and 80s pop. I'm a vegetarian and love comfort food.

There. Done.
The six things I could never do without
My nipples.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
In no particular order...

How awful dudes are at online communication:
My dog.
The song Call Me Maybe.
Sex and relationships.
Playing music.
ADHD and some of my other forms of "crazy"
Shows I want to produce.
Burning Man and related things because, yeah, it's a cult and it kind of takes over your life.
Starting that project I keep meaning to start or finishing one of the dozens of projects I've already started. Did I mention I have ADHD?
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, when I lived in the "big city" (Seattle) you could often find me attending a burlesque show. Or maybe crashing a karaoke bar or party with my bandmate so we can play Eye Of The Tiger on our instruments. Or roller skating in the same skates I wore when I was 12. Or snuggling my dog and watching old sitcoms and cheesy horror movies. Or drinking champagne around a campfire with a straw, because I'm classy and I love straws. Oh wait, I still do that last one a lot!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thumb that looks like a toe. Just one. I mean, I have two thumbs, but only one of them looks like a toe. I have a toe thumb.
You should message me if
You should message me if you're open to new experiences, but also have a few of your own to expose me to. I don't want to do all the work, and I'm getting bored of -my- cool things.

You should NOT message me if you're looking for a long-term relationship, monogamy, or someone who showers every day.

I do my best to respond to every single message I get, but I do it a lot quicker and more enthusiastically if you're not crass, boring, unintelligible, or if your message isn't annoyingly short or long. Not sure what to write? I get stuck sometimes, too! Take a look at this excellent article on how to send a first message on an online dating site and see if this helps: http://kotaku.com/ask-dr-nerdlove-how-to-do-online-dating-right-1501480037