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My self-summary
I'm a goofball, but intellectual AF. I like the simple things: my dog, nature, listening to vinyl and my own cooking.

Seeking a partner for the end of the world!

I'm a Scorpio, feminist, and all-around great guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a chill ass high school teacher. Living in a great house in South Austin with one of my best friends. Always planning my next summer break, which generally involves plenty of National Parks and music fests.
I’m really good at
Dancing, my job, dancing like it's my job, and parallel parking.

Oh, and cooking! My specialties: mashed potatoes, breakfast burritos, and black bean dip. Roasted chicken, roasted root vegetables. God I need a grill.
The first things people usually notice about me
I mean, I'm usually smiling, so probably that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book is probably The Alchemist. Wish I felt more inspired to read.

Django Unchained, Moonrise Kingdom, Drive, What About Bob?

Bobs Burgers, Kimmy Schmidt, True Detective (Season 1 anyways), Game of Thrones, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Archer, Orange is the New Black.

Tedeschi Trucks Band, Phish, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, live Daft Punk, Talking Heads, Widespread Panic, Hall & Oates, Guster, Biggie, Otis Redding, Black Keys, Al Green. I Spotify. A lot. My Soul/Motown playlist alone is worth following me.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Seriously. Not the biggest seafood person, but if it's insanely fresh there's nothing I love more. From taco trucks to upscale and everything in between, I appreciate the good stuff.
The six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
dinnering with friends, professionally netflixing, or out at a show.
You should message me if
You have a favorite set of comfies, and you wear them often.

You love my Westfalia and want to go on endless adventures, and turn some heads along the way.

You're looking for the real thing.