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My self-summary
"Everything in moderation, including moderation."
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a small company, my hearts not in the product so I'd like to go back to school for some new skills and eventually find work where my heart is.
I’m really good at
Filling this thing out, clearly.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ask them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Phantom Tollbooth, Snow Crash, Life of Pi, Calvin and Hobbes, Choke, Gun with Occasional Music, Breakfast of Champions, Naked Lunch, The Master and Margarita, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Area X Trilogy, Bad Feminist, 1Q84, The Pillars of the Earth, Rebecca, Mists of Avalon, The Poisonwood Bible, Lilith's Brood, the Handmaids Tale

American Psycho, Leon, The Fifth Element, Tank Girl, Naked Lunch, Labyrinth, Easy Rider, Double Dragon, But I'm a Cheerleader, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, The Dark Crystal, The Princess Bride, Videodrome

Strangers with Candy, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks & Recreation, Family Guy, Portlandia, Legends of the Hidden Temple, King of the Hill, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, The Thick of it, Cowboy Bebop

Six things I could never do without
Missed connections on craigslist
Subsequently, eating
Animals, especially memes of animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do I dare to eat a peach?
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night, try to take over the world.
You should message me if
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 91 Ocean View, WA 99393. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
The two of us