Caffeine addict. Beer snob. Tinkerer. Reader. Rapt student of the weird shit people do. Lover of the nature. Hammock nerd. Feminist. Mountain biker. Poolhall junkie (ex-pat). INTP. Socialist af. Generally into equality.
Weak for adorable puppies, bangs, and kissable lips.
There will be a brief Turing test before the show starts.
The only thing about me is the way I walk.
Tremors, Pitch Black, Sunshine, 5th Element, LotR, Garden State. Appleseed, Monty Python, Black Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Star Wars, Star Trek, Wristcutters, Secretary, Your Highness, Moonrise Kingdom, The Fountain, Avengers, Ghibli stuff, gory zombie flicks, all those '90s life epiphany movies (SLC Punk, Reality Bites etc).
GoT, Justified, Falling Skies, Master of Jobe (omg it makes me so happy) Girls, Parks & Rec, Breaking Bad, Arrow, and Newsroom are all groovy. The Walking Dead, baby. X-Files, Star Trek, Trueblood, but seriously, don't tell anyone. Actually, basically everything HBO does is good shit. I think The West Wing was one of the best TV shows ever.
All the musics.
All the foods. (But not olives because olives are gross. So gross.)
Music! Sushi. The intertrons. Individual agency, baby. Mint M&M's. Late walks. Electricity. Mountain bikes. Quality beer. Fried chicken. Coffee. Humans. Fun socks. Reddit (though not so much, lately). Bananas. The Oxford comma. Orange soda. And sweet, sweet, sweet potato fries.
Sometimes I message people with 90% + enemy ratings and challenge them to cardboard tube duels. Very rarely they accept, and then I don't know what to do because there is actually no established social protocol for this.
I'm just looking for cool people to hang out with and eat pizza with and talk to and maybe more if that feels right. And if it doesn't, that is also cool, because I think that expectations beyond "hopefully this person is nice" are lame and agency is important and we should all decide who we want to make out with on our own.
If that sounds like what you're into, then you should send me a message. If I'm outside outside your age range by more than a year or two or you answered no to the open relationship question, I probably won't message you because I respect that, you know? But if I'm secretly in your actual age range or you're secretly ok with the open thing, you should really loop me in on that so we can get some pizza or booze or play battleship or whatever.