23 Oviedo, United States
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My self-summary
I am a pint-sized crime fighter, grandma saver and yogurt eater who gives world class hugs.
What I’m doing with my life
Chasing around my eighty-one year old grandfather who has recently entered bachelordom. Also training a less than a year old puppy how not to take my pants off 24/7.
I’m really good at
Making plans to go out, getting lost, picking up dogs, eating burgers and pizza. Also I love sending gifs of dogs stuck in things to people, e.g. sweaters.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty short with lots of very vertically gifted friends. Or that I carry around a tall flag to not get lost in department stores and still manage to get lost.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that will make me emotionally involved enough to cry. Also: Ready Player One, Y: To Kill A Mockingbird, Calvin and Hobbes, FoxTrot, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, the Host, Enders Game.


Everything, especially dramas

Pop-punk, rock, rap, hip-hop, old country, musicals. Y'know, a little of everything

Sleeping Dogs, Skyrim, Dragon Age: Inquisition Minecraft, League of Legends, Mass Effect, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, , Left 4 Dead 2
The six things I could never do without
My sense of adventure
An over-abundance of thingamajigs
A Jug of water
My best friend(s)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will Kanye Yeezus West really run for president in 2020

Or whether the CEO of Tesla, Elon Musk, will get humans to Mars in our lifetime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shooting pool in a bowling alley or watching Netflix in bed
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I also get really sad when I kill a bug. I was visibly upset for a whole day over a cricket I killed on accident. Don't even get me started about accidental roadkill.
You should message me if
If you like going to local events for fun (especially free ones)


You want to hear me rap Golddigger by Kanye West