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My self-summary
"I am a part of all I have met" - Alfred Lord Tennyson.

"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another til I drop" - Jack Kerouac

"Without music, life would be a mistake" Friedrich Nietze

I am Wisdom, Power, and Courage
What I’m doing with my life
Experiencing it? Also, trying to take over the world each night with two precocious lab mice. Sometimes making you a great cocktail and serving you fancy french food as well.
I’m really good at
Jack of all trades, Master of being the only person laughing, haha (I crack myself up).
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Donald Sutherland

I've been told I'm a great guy to get lost with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Beat generation, philosophy, mythology, and fantasy.

Movies: any Audrey Hepburn movie (hey, she's great, and they just made movies differently back then. enjoy it, they're good), Braveheart, LOTR, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, V for Vendetta, Martial Arts movies, Boondock Saints, Jason and the Argonauts, Fall, and the list goes on.

Food: Nom. Enough said.

Music: Black keys, Architecture in Helsinki, Dr. Dog, Zepplin, Unicorns, Foster the People, Cults, Avi Buffalo, Radiohead, Thurston Moore, Los Campesinos, Donkeys, Vampire Weekend, Beatles, if there was a way for me to make my words get smaller and smaller until unintelligible than I would be doing that at this point...

Games!!!!!! Because it's necessary, and hopefully someone will read this and want to play one of these games with me. Hmmm, where to start. Video Games I guess. I don't game as much as I used to, although I'll throw down for almost any game, any day. I do mean things to people in Smash Brothers for the N64 (I will also race like a fiend in MarioKart 64). I used to play Halo years ago, and Zelda > all. Pretty much I'll play any video game that's not a sports game (I'd prefer to play the real thing), although I only own an NES, SNES, N64, and an XBox. Oh, I used to play WoW, but after an intense rehab session I'm better now. Other Games! Magic, D&D (although I haven't played in a few years, I still contend it's the greatest game ever made), Dominion, Settlers of Catan, Thunderstone, Smallworld, Warhammer, Munchkin, Ascension, Zombies, Apples to Apples, Balderdash, Risk, Scrabble, Killer Bunnies... y'know, I should just say that I'll play any board game at least once, and they're awesome. Oh, and I feel I should remind everyone just how awesome Zelda is, in case you'd forgotten. If you haven't played it, go out and play it now. Now! Also Bowling, Pool, Soccer, Card Games... hell, I have yet to meet a game I haven't liked. Keeps your mind sharp! Oh, and cards against humanity may be one of the greatest games to play while drinking around, just sayin...
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Everything in my head is me, and nothing else"

Also, how the fuck did I get to be 28? Seems like I blinked and 10 years just whizzed by...
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical? Surely you jest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I might be a figment of my own imagination.

I own the Master Sword. Don't hate just because you're jealous.

I never know what to write in messages. I feel as though they're over-thought, and prepared as though for an essay. I've typed and subsequently deleted more messages than I care to recount. The sooner I meet someone in person, the better, for both parties. Not that I can't be eloquent, and I know how to formulate thoughts coherently, there are just things you can only learn in person. So lady-up, and I'll man-up, and let's do this whole meeting in person thing (I mean, isn't that why we're all on this site anyways?).
You should message me if
You're Princess Zelda. I fought through like 20 dungeons to save your ass, it's time we should meet.

You want to get lost with me sometime.

You want to play Magic with me. I mean, honestly, my friends Kristen and Katie can't be the ONLY 2 ladies who play...

You want to go disc golfing with me. Don't worry, I have extra discs that never go where you want them to.

OK, let me be honest. This site is ridiculous. Typically I browse when I'm inebriated, and then go do something else without sending any messages. If I check out your profile more than a couple times, congratulations, you win the "Entertaining and amusing profile!" award, and you should probably message me, because I still don't really believe that anyone actually exists behind all the profile pages on this site. Prove me wrong! I promise I'll write back to prove I'm a real person too!
The two of us