30Charlotte, United States
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My self-summary
I read over this profile recently and realized it sucked terribly. So my profile is now under construction until I find the motivation to write something better.

Still I'm hoping, before that point, someone has sent me a nice message and saved me all that pressure of trying to write a clever profile. I'm really banking on procrastination to pay off here, eh?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm normally searching for new and unique experiences. That or muddling through a store reading nutrition labels.
I’m really good at
Being a smartass
Self deprecation
Making people laugh
Repeating myself
Playing guitar
Remembering things
Being laid back
Repeating myself
Lacking vocal inflection
Creating my own 6 pack
Repeating my... ah hell, nobody reads this
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I am looking back at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy mostly anything educational. A good documentary about the universe, the earth or history and I'm happy. Any form of media that I can absorb information from and repeat back to other people to pretend that I am a learned badass. Ive always kinda felt the stuff that happens in real life is way more interesting than stories people create in their heads.

I generally stick to non fiction reads, Carl Sagan is definitely my favorite author. Bill Bryson and NDT are another two of my favorites. I do have a soft spot for some fiction works.

Lately I've been trying to read some of the classics of fiction that I may have missed up to this point in my life.

I also have an obligation to read as many Stephen King books as I can get my paws on.

Movies? They're entertaining I guess.
Six things I could never do without
Social interaction.
Opposable thumbs.
The occasional draft beer.
And uhhh, poptarts?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing typical Friday night things
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the Batman
You should message me if
You just should, trust me on this one.
You enjoy a good laugh or a deep conversation.

You enjoy talking about the universe, south park, social issues, people watching, music, politics, metalocalypse, sports.... Should've just left it at "talking"

Also if want to share any fun facts.

You find a grammar error in my profile. Thanks in advance for doing me a solid.
The two of us