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My self-summary
Dear Blurryface,

Like many people on OkCupid, I climb Everest every Sunday morning before breakfast.

I like dry humoured, positive people with passion for something(s) in their lives. Bonus points if you can pass a primary school spelling/grammar test and don't own an axe.

A very OkCupid-specific disclaimer: I'm not particularly looking to meet any poly-genderqueer-elf-witches. Please don't put a spell on me, I had to set the line somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Celebrating 30 years without setting myself on fire.

I also like history, cycling, exercise, dinosaur jokes, Formula One, board games, volleyball, spinning class, yoga, reading, writing, posting random stuff to people I know and waiting for their reaction, and pushing hipsters in front of moving traffic.
I’m really good at
Ignoring half-a-sentence OkCupid messages. Even when you send exactly the same thing a week later, you tease.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I think it's that I come across as very genuine and easy to trust, however a good female friend described me as "left handed and a twat", so let's go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All food is good, but sushi is better.

I enjoy most music whilst happily oblivious as to who performs it.
Making long lists of obscure hipster bands seems to be popular here however, and I do want to fit in. Gotta love a bit of Toyboy Sex-Blunder Badger Blender. Their early stuff, when you could still hear the asbestos rattling in their lungs.

The bumper book of bunny suicides.

I also really like self-development theory books. I'm currently reading a fascinating book about how habits work.

TV Shows
Alan Partridge, Archer, Breaking Bad, Band of Brothers, Dexter (If the final series never existed), Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Michael Palin, Orange is the New Black, Takeshi's castle, The Blue Planet, The Daily Show, The Good Wife, The Office USA, The West Wing, Vikings.
Six things I could never do without
- Oh gosh
- Sixth thing
- I can't count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why can I specify the skin colour of a human emoticon, but not of a unicorn emoticon? Bloody muslims..
On a typical Friday night I am
Not on fire.

Pulling out white hairs using tweezers, whilst trying to contain my tears.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once abused the trust of a Sainsbury's self-checkout machine.

I ate three Peanut Butter Magnums today. Can't find anything on the box about how much of my five-a-day they'll contribute towards?
You should message me if
Let's not make this complicated. Just send the message you want to send and that you think will go down well with me. What you send is your prerogative - over to you!

p.s. would rather you don't offer to be my devoted foot slave... Obviously my life is all about the foot slaves, but leave it for the second message perhaps?
The two of us