Like many people on OkCupid, I climb Everest every Sunday morning before breakfast.
I like dry humoured, positive people with passion for something(s) in their lives. Bonus points if you can pass a primary school spelling/grammar test and don't own an axe.
A very OkCupid-specific disclaimer: I'm not particularly looking to meet any poly-genderqueer-elf-witches. Please don't put a spell on me, I had to set the line somewhere.
I also like history, cycling, exercise, dinosaur jokes, Formula One, board games, volleyball, spinning class, yoga, reading, writing, posting random stuff to people I know and waiting for their reaction, and pushing hipsters in front of moving traffic.
All food is good, but sushi is better.
I enjoy most music whilst happily oblivious as to who performs it.
Making long lists of obscure hipster bands seems to be popular here however, and I do want to fit in. Gotta love a bit of Toyboy Sex-Blunder Badger Blender. Their early stuff, when you could still hear the asbestos rattling in their lungs.
The bumper book of bunny suicides.
I also really like self-development theory books. I'm currently reading a fascinating book about how habits work.
Alan Partridge, Archer, Breaking Bad, Band of Brothers, Dexter (If the final series never existed), Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Michael Palin, Orange is the New Black, Takeshi's castle, The Blue Planet, The Daily Show, The Good Wife, The Office USA, The West Wing, Vikings.
- Sixth thing
- I can't count
Pulling out white hairs using tweezers, whilst trying to contain my tears.
I ate three Peanut Butter Magnums today. Can't find anything on the box about how much of my five-a-day they'll contribute towards?
p.s. would rather you don't offer to be my devoted foot slave... Obviously my life is all about the foot slaves, but leave it for the second message perhaps?