54Milford, United States
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My self-summary
For the time I've been on dating sites, I've noticed (through profiles and communication), that there are a number of common complaints (in some cases horror stories) about "men behaving badly." As the responses I've been getting are usually, um, none, I figured I would rewrite my profile and try this one more time.

I promise I will:
Be honest
Be respectful
Clean up after myself
Bathe regularly
Use deodorant
Help with your chores
Try to make you laugh

I might also:
Clean your windows
Fix your car
Fix your computer
Fix you lunch
Remove insects on-demand
Walk your dog/cat/alligator/hedgehog
Actually make you laugh

I promise I won't:
Have 200 ex-wives
Have 2 kids from each
Have 200 ex-girlfriends
Have them each on speed dial
Eat with my mouth open
Eat with my hands
Eat without a napkin
Eat the furniture
Be judgmental
Be too mental
Be the opposite of gentle
Get naked right away
Expect sex immediately
Be texting you 300 times a day
Be sexting you 300 times a day
Not look like my pictures
Stalk (except for celery in a Bloody Mary)
Lie about my job
Lie about my home
Lie about my car
Lie about my age
Lie about lying
Pee on the rug

I think that does it...but wait! More about me. I'm told I'm nice, don't look my age, hold a decent job and keep a roof over my head. I like spontaneous road trips, picking on the guitar now and then, and photography. I've never been married and have no kids.

I believe in the afterlife, some sort of God or Goddess, UFOs, and lots of treats for dogs. I sometimes do ghost hunting and travel to Rochester NY twice a year to see my sister. I've been all around the country (this one), have been driving VWs since 1986, and I'm not a fan of goat cheese. I also believe in progressive causes and think we should have universal healthcare. I live by myself in an apartment, have 7 fish, central air, cable and a parking space. (It's a nice parking space).

What do I want:
A relationship with lots of smiles, laughs, love and affection. Something that lasts more than 2 or 3 dates. Someone that is closer than 200 miles, is self-sufficient, and isn't psychotic (however interesting that might be).

Now I'm done...let's see what happens!
What I’m doing with my life
Watching the air pass in front of my face, as I ever so sparingly take some for my own use.
I’m really good at
1) Fixing broken things. 2) Breaking things that aren't broken.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have all my hair? Or that my eyes change color (that may take a little longer to notice)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors -- Vonnegut, Hiasson, and a few others... Movies? Too many to count. Food? Mexican, Italian, Indian, and a really good burger.
Six things I could never do without
1) Air
2) Water
6) Coffee
14) Food
23) Clothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
thinking about what to think about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I have privates...
You should message me if
you are finding yourself to be a) really bored, b) really interested, or c) really bored with these answers. Doubtful it will be c), but what the hell - I ran out of letters.

Or you just liked my profile.
The two of us