29 Ipswich, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I live my life like tha hippo, or zeee heeepo, claude is very philosopihical.
you see, Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopard, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis?
That is how everyone should live.

I am also a huge geek, not even secretly. Okay very secretly.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of respect for gravity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Walter Moers.
Also love Isaac Asimov.

I also read many comics... sorry graphic novels.

Prokofiev is amazing, but he is most definitely some sort of alien from an alternate Universe.

Every film ever made, even Sharktopus.
The six things I could never do without
Vodka Gummy bears, my latest discovery. Simply amazing.
That's actually all I require right now, I'm pretty content.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything... its so pretty
On a typical Friday night I am
People watching... binoculars and everything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a sponge Bob duvet set.
You should message me if
Yoi want a wicked beat down on Xbox gah!