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My self-summary
My favorite quote of the day (9/8/14); "Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." Roald Dahl.

Personally, I like what Socrates is reputed to have said before swallowing the hemlock; "I only know that I don't know". I invite any and all corrections if I have misquoted. In my wise(ass), older(elder) style I have learned to invite the critics, because they are easier to weed out that way. If only I'd known that at age 6......
Basically, I've been a single mom (she raised herself), a chiropractor & a psychotherapist.
What I’m doing with my life
Please, god, I just want to make people laugh..... Oh, and god?, could I please die laughing?
I’m really good at
Reading. If books were ice cream sundaes I'd weigh 400#'s
The first things people usually notice about me
How am I supposed to know what someone notices about me? Wouldn't I be the last person to know?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows - Six Feet Under, Weeds, Breaking Bad
Books - I loved The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins
Music - Michael Franti/Spearhead, Jai Uttal, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan,
Kenny Wayne Shepherd, screaming guitars, blues (old and new school), Norah Jones, Emmy Lou Harris, Adele, Amy Winehouse (I rest my case).
Food - YES!!!
Movies -
Six things I could never do without
I've actually made a study of this subject and have narrowed the six things down to one - dental floss.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm an empty vessel... fill me out? I demand to know WHO comes up with this stuff? Oh.... that's essay, not vessel......Sorry. I made it to 60 without needing reading glasses....until now.
On a typical Friday night I am
At Harvey's comedy club laughing at (with) some of the funniest people in the world. Or watching my cat - she is unbelievably fascinating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you want my money and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let it show.........Rod Stewart
If you dislike irreverence, you will dislike me.
The two of us