whodeychick437
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My self-summary
"Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets."

I usually surprise people. For example, I tend to provoke a "you used to do what?" kind of response when I tell stories. I'm pretty hilarious at the most unexpected, but appropriate of times. Feel free to ask me about the time I fought a bear, the time I stole my own car, or how awesome it is to drive an ice cream truck. They're all great examples of my hilarity, especially when I'm in a misanthropic mood.

Be independent, intelligent, and fun. I will regale you with stories of my incredible experiences and you can tell me all about how you want to punch stupid people in the face (I know that feels, bro). We can walk around Newport hunting for libations or sit on a couch and watch some Netflix while we plot our world-domination plans. Mwahahahaha.
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling as much as I can. Big trips, little trips, you name it.
Gardening. I hate mowing lawns so I ripped up my yard and turned it until a giant garden. Hit me up mid summer for all your veggie or bouquet needs.
I’m really good at
Making friends with salespeople.
Writing hilarious haikus.
Forgetting to flip the calendar to the next month.
Driving a stick shift.
Armchair quarterbacking.
Not taking okcupid too seriously.
Stealing pens from my bank.
Losing my Ingress guardian.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, just don't reach out without asking. If you want to touch something fluffy, might I suggest a puppy?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
His Dark Materials, books by John Green, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, classic scifi, books by Octavia Butler

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Archer, Modern Family, Scandal, Misfits, Downton, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, 30 Rock, Good Eats
Does youtube count as tv? I tend to spend a lot of time on youtube. Don't judge me! There's more than just cat videos. Most of my subscriptions are educational or at least intellectually entertaining. Think MentalFloss, minutephysics, CGPGrey, and crashcourse.

I love quirky indie movies like Juno, Saved, or Lars and the Real Girl, but I can watch anything. Next favorite genre is probably scifi like The Fifth Element or Star Trek.

Eisley, Sleigh Bells, Killers, Stars, The Magic Numbers, Vampire Weekend, Seedy Seeds, St. Vincent, Tame Impala.

Where do I put NPR or podcasts or the NFL channel radio? Are those considered a subcategory of music since you listen to them?
Six things I could never do without
good beer
SiriusXM
coffee grinder
a good pen
Reddit
toaster oven
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If there are any Ingress portals nearby to hack.
If the Bengals will win the Super Bowl in my lifetime.
Tomorrow's running music.
My next podcast binge.
If my dog is trying to kill me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Straddling the line between awesome and awkward.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find Alton Brown's voice oddly soothing.
You should message me if
At least one of these is true.

1. You know why I have a female dog named "George".
2. You know where I should book my next trip.
3. You think you can introduce me to an IPA that I will actually like.
4. You will refer to memes in conversation.
5. You are the real life equivalent of Ron Swanson, Burton 'Gus' Guster, or Doc Martin, or Geordi LaForge.
6. You want to suggest me a podcast.
7. You'd like to take in some cool local music.
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